{"id":10054,"date":"2018-06-25T10:00:13","date_gmt":"2018-06-25T15:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/?p=10054"},"modified":"2018-06-25T00:18:08","modified_gmt":"2018-06-25T05:18:08","slug":"night-day-and-teatime-of-the-iguana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/2018\/06\/night-day-and-teatime-of-the-iguana\/","title":{"rendered":"Night, day, and teatime of the iguana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sun-sentinel.com\/features\/fl-reg-south-florida-iguana-invasive-damage-20180618-story.html\">As if we needed another reason to ban Florida.<\/a>\u00a0(warning: autoplay video)<\/p>\n<p><em>DeVita even pulled an iguana out of her toilet after it latched on to a plunger a few years ago. \u201cIn one of my bathrooms, my roommate kept hearing something in his toilet and saw something poking its head out,\u201d she says. \u201cIt was very aggressive.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Iowa: Zero chance of iguanas in your toilet.\u00a0Florida: Non-zero chance of iguanas in your toilet. &#8216;Nuff said.<\/p>\n<p>As Dave Barry would say, Frozen Iguanas, Fried Iguanas, and Toilet Iguanas would all be excellent names for rock bands.<\/p>\n<h5>(After the week, I wanted something different, OK?)<\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As if we needed another reason to ban Florida.\u00a0(warning: autoplay video) DeVita even pulled an iguana out of her toilet after it latched on to a plunger a few years ago. \u201cIn one of my bathrooms, my roommate kept hearing &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/2018\/06\/night-day-and-teatime-of-the-iguana\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10054"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10054\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10057,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10054\/revisions\/10057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}