{"id":5962,"date":"2015-04-01T10:43:38","date_gmt":"2015-04-01T15:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/?p=5962"},"modified":"2015-04-01T10:43:38","modified_gmt":"2015-04-01T15:43:38","slug":"the-jokes-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/2015\/04\/the-jokes-on-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The joke&#8217;s on me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>&#8220;Congratulations on your upcoming retirement! You have successfully elected to begin your retirement on April 1, 2015.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Of course, I&#8217;m not retiring at all. That&#8217;s the first paragraph in a packet to release and roll over my paltry pension from Gannett \u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/2008\/06\/11\/us-gannett-idUSN1127571620080611\">which has been frozen<\/a> for more than half the time I worked at the Register.<\/p>\n<p>(HAHAHA I&#8217;m an early millennial I&#8217;m never going to be able to retire and now I made myself sad.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Congratulations on your upcoming retirement! You have successfully elected to begin your retirement on April 1, 2015.&#8221; Of course, I&#8217;m not retiring at all. That&#8217;s the first paragraph in a packet to release and roll over my paltry pension from &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/2015\/04\/the-jokes-on-me\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5962"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5966,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5962\/revisions\/5966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}