{"id":6333,"date":"2015-07-07T10:00:51","date_gmt":"2015-07-07T15:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/?p=6333"},"modified":"2015-07-02T23:41:57","modified_gmt":"2015-07-03T04:41:57","slug":"so-early-its-almost-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/2015\/07\/so-early-its-almost-late\/","title":{"rendered":"So early it&#8217;s almost late"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Hallmark Channel has decided &#8220;You know what, they say we&#8217;re the Christmas movie station, let&#8217;s go with it in every way possible.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6334\" alt=\"HallmarkJulyXmas\" src=\"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/HallmarkJulyXmas.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/HallmarkJulyXmas.jpg 400w, http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/HallmarkJulyXmas-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The <em>premiere<\/em>. Of a <em>Christmas movie<\/em>. A week after Independence Day \u2014 or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hallmarkchannel\/videos\/10152871133481050\/\">six days after also showing &#8220;Home Alone.&#8221;<\/a>\u00a0(Warning: autoplay video and potential nausea\/shock of introducing a week of Christmas movies in July.)<\/p>\n<p>(Yes, I was watching Hallmark Channel. It&#8217;s not <em>my<\/em> fault the only good thing on TV right now is reruns of &#8220;The Golden Girls.&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Hallmark Channel has decided &#8220;You know what, they say we&#8217;re the Christmas movie station, let&#8217;s go with it in every way possible.&#8221; The premiere. Of a Christmas movie. A week after Independence Day \u2014 or six days after also &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/2015\/07\/so-early-its-almost-late\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6333"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6336,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6333\/revisions\/6336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iowahighwayends.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}