The Iowa State women lost, at home, to an 11-seed, making me 0-for-2 in personal attendance this season…
…while the Iowa women made the Elite Eight — to face the big bad of the Big 12. (And the Iowa men got farther than the ISU men did.)
The Associated Press announced changes upending decades of writing style, in some cases for no seeming reason other than “because we can”…
…but refuses to budge on the issue it’s been wrong about forever, the serial comma.
And finally … a tall, fair-haired man seeking personal happiness jilts his true love by doing the third-worst thing possible.
(There’s another GIF I could use, but its subtitle is NSFW.)