Morrisons celebrate 40th anniversary
What, you thought I was talking about Richard Nixon?
Morrisons celebrate 40th anniversary
What, you thought I was talking about Richard Nixon?
(Detouring from highways and Iowa coverage because this is important, darn it.)
Michael Bay’s latest salvo in his war on 1980s-early ’90s childhoods hits theaters this weekend. I am old and not in the target demographic anymore, I get that. These characters and stories have been redrawn repeatedly, I get that too. But I don’t believe my younger self would have seen much in the CGI creatures who are allegedly supposed to be the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It’s really difficult to strike hard and fade away without a trace when you’re built like an offensive lineman in full pads.
These are my Turtles:
And these are my Turtles*:
And maayyyybee the newest cartoon series, which appears more playful than this movie, although it bugs me to no end that the voice actor for ’80s Raphael is ’10s Donatello.
But I do not plan to fork over any money to see this PG-13 execution (in multiple senses of the word) of all things TMNT. (Variety, in full damning-with-faint-praise mode: “The film manifests all the usual attributes of a Bay production — chaotic action, crass side jokes, visual-effects overkill, Megan Fox — but is nowhere near ‘Transformers’-level off-putting.”)
They may look like Shrek’s long-lost cousins, but at least they weren’t turned into aliens.
*Looking back, the original movie is as much a product of Dinkins-era New York as it is the glory days of Jim Henson’s Creature Shop. But this isn’t a post for sociohistorical musing on pop culture, it’s for a rant against Michael Bay movies.
The centennial celebration of the Meskwaki (Mesquakie) Indian Powwow on the settlement west of Tama starts today and goes through this weekend.
It would cost 10 times as much to refurbish the Independence High School complex than demolish it, the city says, and so it won’t even buy the building and land for $1.
The Independence school district opened a new high school last year on the west end of town, along Iowa Avenue from the US 20 exit. The old one south of downtown has sat empty and now the district doesn’t know what to do with it. I would wager it will be demolished.
The US 67 bridge across the Mississippi River in the Quad Cities is closed for a month — until the weekend after Labor Day. The story below from WHBF* goes into the problems of trying to use the Arsenal (or Government) Bridge nearby instead of I-74 or I-280. Those problems, say the Quad-City Times, include three-block-long backups triggered by barge traffic closing that bridge.
*Not that you can immediately tell from its website name or header.

The Des Moines Register has found out a curious political-television item (bottom item) in the 2014 Iowa governor’s race: Gov. Terry Branstad’s campaign bought ad time in the Quincy-Hannibal-Keokuk market. Technically, Lee County is the only Iowa county in this viewing area, the 170th-largest in the country. The apparent political motive behind this is that in five elections, Branstad has never won Lee County.* He came up fewer than 1000 votes short three times, including a 181-vote-margin vs. Chet Culver in 2010.
But — and this is a nuanced yet important but — TV audiences do not stop at the county and DMA line, either in broadcast or cable.
WGEM, one of the stations this ad buy covers, is included in the Burlington cable lineup. Branstad lost Des Moines County by 57 votes in 2010, and also lost it in 1982 and 1986. WGEM is also available in Fairfield, and Branstad lost Jefferson County in 2010 by 463 votes. In addition, both WGEM and KHQA, the other station involved, consider Van Buren County to be part of their viewing areas.
Far southeastern Iowa and northeastern Missouri as a whole is an in-betweenie TV area, too far south for Iowa’s main markets and too far north for Missouri’s. Just to the west of Quincy-Hannibal-Keokuk is Ottumwa-Kirksville (PDF), technically its own market — 200th out of 210. Combined, though, the two have nearly as many TV homes as Sioux City, another Iowa market with substantial spillover into other states. It must be noted, though, that these two have a lower percentage of Iowa TV homes than Sioux City.
In the area, KHQA (CBS) and KTVO (ABC) now run digital subchannels to mirror the other network. (As of 2013, they’re both owned by Sinclair Broadcasting, which means they’ll be pulled into the next retransmission dispute with Mediacom.) Branstad has won Wapello County, where Ottumwa is, only once, in 2010.
With that information in mind, the ad buy makes a lot more sense, as does Branstad agreeing to a debate in Burlington hosted by Quad Cities station KWQC but, again, reaching into a pocket of the state that has proven less receptive to him in the past.
If you’ve read down this far about TV station coverage in Iowa, you may like my county-by-county affiliate listing and maps. I do need to refresh them, but most of the information is still good.
*Branstad has never won the People’s Republic of Johnson County either — 509 votes short in a 96-county landslide in 1990 — but he has as much chance there as Iowa State does making the College Football Playoff.

July 7, 2013: The backside of the “Vitame Vas do Chelsea” welcome sign is friendly, too. The white pickup can turn right on V18 or go straight ahead on the Lincoln Highway.
Chelsea, the often-flood-beleaguered Tama County stop on the Lincoln Highway, celebrated its 150th anniversary last weekend. Joyce Wiese wrote up the town’s history for the Tama and Toledo papers.
The school building in town didn’t quite make it a century. The article notes it was erected in 1903-04 and torn down (burned, actually) in 2009 after having been part of the South Tama school district for decades.
The Big Ten’s welcome of Rutgers brings along with it something that isn’t unheard of on the Big Ten Network: Games against Iowa State.
“Rutgers Day” today on BTN has not one, but TWO, unfortunate postseason endings for the Cyclones. Oddly enough, they both happened in New York City, which is fitting given that Rutgers’ proximity to the nation’s top media market is why the Big Ten went after the Scarlet Knights in the first place.
The 2011 Pinstripe Bowl and the 2004 NIT semifinal will air back-to-back on BTN, sandwiched by “The Big Ten Welcome Rutgers” specials. Ponder those words, “The Big Ten Welcome Rutgers.” I still have a hard enough time looking at preseason polls and remembering that Missouri, Nebraska, and Texas A&M aren’t on the schedule.
This update had a bit of a drought for a while, as the 1998-2003 letters were replaced all at once and now replacement plates are only for those issued in 2004 (the early N’s). I haven’t seen any CL’s or CN-CP’s personally, but they should be out there.
The editor of the Dickinson County News remembers his time at Reynolds Elementary School in Spencer, and when he decided to take a local legend into his own hands. The Spencer school district tore down the building last month.