Readings taken in Marshalltown this morning, from the National Weather Service:

Merry Christmas.
Readings taken in Marshalltown this morning, from the National Weather Service:

Merry Christmas.
Ouch (from Nieman Lab):
Today, teens are about as likely to start a blog (over Instagramming or Snapchatting) as they are to buy a music CD.
The linked Atlantic piece about “the stream” is an interesting read, too.
The blog is only one piece of my (very occasionally) updated website. I intend to keep chugging along here. Maybe one day, static pages and photos that haven’t been manipulated/filtered in a dozen ways will return to being in fashion instead of just in the background.
The Omaha World-Herald’s Dirk Chatelain follows a team taking a 368-mile one-way trip to play a 6-man football game in its last season. There are some parts of this story also applicable to Iowa.
Take the 25-question test, with somewhat randomized questions, based on the Harvard Dialect Survey, and see your “heat map”.
My map centered in Iowa, with Minneapolis, Rockford, and Grand Rapids closest in language similarity. But I think I’ll need a translator the next time I go to Massachusetts.
(Some of the “correct” 😛 answers: Pop, garage sale, kitty-corner, there is a certain definition for freeway, aunt/ant identical. Those who grew up in Polk County will have to answer “other” for the question regarding Oct. 30. There’s no option for using water/drinking fountain interchangeably.)
Will Ferrell is taking this “Anchorman” thing very seriously. In addition to various in-character appearances on TV, he wrote a book — not as Will Ferrell, as Ron Burgundy. As in, you can buy a fictional character’s autobiography. (Random observation: The chapter name font looks identical to the font used in the “Choose Your Own Adventure” book covers. [After a Google search, yes, IT TOTALLY IS.])
But what does that have to do with this blog? Burgundy says he grew up in Iowa. And not just any part of Iowa, but the coal mining town of Haggleworth, Iowa. Iowa’s history of coal mining is something that may not immediately come to mind unless you’re acquainted with John L. Lewis and the history of organized labor, so Ferrell may have done some research after all. (Or he got  The New Yorker has the excerpt of the relevant portion of the book. Haggleworth doesn’t exist, of course, but we can pinpoint Burgundy’s childhood to somewhere in south-central Iowa.
Curiously, by creating this fictional history, Burgundy has set himself up to play a lot of second fiddle jazz flute, because his backstory makes him:
“Anchorman 2” is out today, and even though I don’t care for the whole hype machine, I just wrote a whole bunch of stuff about it. You win this one, Mr. Burgundy.
The scale is very different compared with what would happen in Iowa, but a Chicago NPR station found out that a couple old schools there are serving as equipment and textbook repositories for material from 43 buildings the city closed. Everything is sorted, cataloged, categorized, and stored for redistribution or disposal.
In the week since the story was posted, the cost to empty the buildings has risen to triple its initial estimate. (At least the city is doing it right, and isn’t leaving stuff to rot. The buildings themselves, we’ll have to see.)
A note from the bottom of the story: Chicago stopped giving the Iowa Tests of Basic Skills in 2005.
😀
With UCONN’s loss tonight, Iowa State is now the only school with both men’s and women’s basketball teams still undefeated #cyclonenation
— Ashley Hagedorn (@AshleyHagedorn) December 19, 2013
This may or may not be true on Christmas, since the men play two games before Christmas and one that day, but for now it’s something to enjoy.

November 15, 2013
County roads V67 and V5G are both signed on the north-south road between IA 78 and Ollie, pop. 215, which was IA 304 until the Great Decommissioning of 1980. In Ollie, V5G splits off on a northwestern stairstep route to IA 149, a diagonal that merits a letter-number-letter name. V67 has a more direct route north to Harper but has an east-west segment without curves on either end. There are no signs at the intersection of the roads in Ollie, and Google Maps still has IA 304 marked inside the city limits.
This pair of signs shows two different generations, or at least styles, of county road pentagons in Iowa. On the right, the white (or now-very-faded-yellow) border and letters were likely pre-made and the designation itself added later. That would allow a county to have a stack of blanks and put on letters/numbers as necessary. The orange-on-blue as seen on the left is the current style, which has been around quite a while. Notice also that the letters are slightly different; those on the left are wider.
When the Iowa Legislature last session passed a law to enable school districts to measure a year in 180 days or 1080 hours, instead of just days, it was supposed to create flexibility. Instead, by removing a long-standing provision, it will be forcing schools to move to the hour-based calendar almost unilaterally.
The change is the removal of a clause that, if you’re a kid in Iowa, is one of the most relevant parts in the Iowa Code to your life (Section 256.7, subsection 19):
A school or school district may record a day of school with less than the minimum instructional hours as a minimum school day if any of the following apply: a. If emergency health or safety factors require the late arrival or early dismissal of students on a specific day.
That above passage was ELIMINATED in the law, written in on Page 30 under “Instructional Hours” (PDF). Concurrently with the change in law, the Department of Education amended its rules to define a school day as lasting six hours instead of 5½, and ALSO eliminated another pertinent sentence (PDF, bottom of page 3):
If a classroom or attendance center is closed for emergency health or safety reasons but the remainder of the school or school district is in operation, the day may be counted as a day of school.
So what does this mean?
School districts are just beginning to grapple with this; read this article about Indianola planning its calendar for next year. Measuring in hours is the only way to have delayed starts and early dismissals and still add up time.
One big thing wasn’t changed in all that: School can still start in mid-August with little difficulty.
It looks like a race with the calendar to see if the B’s are exhausted before the new year.