Sep 01

Conferencepocalypse II: The ISU angle

Here’s what they’re saying about Iowa State this time around:

Starting with the Cedar Rapids Gazette’s Mike Hlas, who lays it out in no uncertain terms (read the whole thing):

If the first of the inevitable four superconferences should involve the breakup of the Big 12, Iowa State is in severe trouble. … [If] there’s no Big 12 next year and the Big East maybe just scoops up Kansas for even more basketball prestige? Then Iowa State is left scrounging for membership in a league such as the Mountain West or Conference USA.

The Oklahoman, on the position of T. Boone Pickens Oklahoma State:

For OSU, the Pickens-made-possible ascension in football puts the Cowboys on the radar in terms of appeal and relevance — a status that didn’t exist even five years ago, before the Stillwater version of the Pickens Plan was complete.

Ten years ago, before Pickens penned his first big check to OSU athletics, the Cowboys weren’t much more thought of than Iowa State.

All that has changed.

Houston Chronicle:

SMU, Houston and TCU are the three schools that ought to be invited, but Texas fears all three. All have rebuilt their programs, and all three would cut into Texas’ recruiting. The Big 12 is a Texas production, and with schools like Baylor and Iowa State desperate for the affiliation, the conference will live a bit longer even in a diminished state.

Topeka Capital-Journal:

Why Notre Dame wouldn’t fit in the Big 12: “Hard to see the Fighting Irish making that road trip to Ames.”

(And why SMU wouldn’t fit: “They’re SMU.”)

Blogger at the Kansas City Star:

At this point, nobody can foresee how it will play out. One would presume Texas, Oklahoma and OSU would remain together in some form or fashion. And, certainly KU and KSU would be happy to feast on the crumbs that fall from their table. So would Iowa State, but the more strung out the conference gets, the better the odds the Cyclones are going to end up elsewhere devoid of any other B12 schools. Can the Missouri Valley be far away?

The Missouri Valley. UNI’s conference. About 13,000 people a game. Now that is a vote of no confidence.

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Aug 31

Conferencepocalypse II: The Guns of August

Texas offered a Big 12 Network; Texas A&M refused. Texas reportedly offered a Lone Star Network; A&M refused. Texas created the Longhorn Network, just like everyone expected, and now A&M has gone off the deep end. Austin American-Statesman:

Texas A&M notified the Big 12 conference Wednesday morning that it is seeking league membership elsewhere.

President R. Bowen Loftin sent a letter to commissioner Dan Beebe to alert him of the school’s decision. Once the school finds another league – it’ll be the Southeastern Conference – the Aggies will cut their Big 12 membership June, 30, 2012. …

The move by the Aggies, which is not unexpected, could cause a monumental shift in the college football landscape if the Big 12 fails to come up with an adequate replacement team. The Big 12, which started competition in 1996, could implode, allowing its marquee teams like Texas and Oklahoma to be free agents to align with other top conferences.

A 13-team SEC would have to be looking to poach another team from somewhere else, potentially setting off a chain reaction. And if there is a game of musical chairs, Iowa State isn’t going to have one.

Jamie Pollard is being, um, nonchalant: “It is unfortunate that Texas A&M is moving forward with plans to depart the Big 12.”

“Unfortunate.” Can we panic now?

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Aug 26

Two important school-year PSAs

We interrupt our small-school/conferencepocalypse/post-office panic for some announcements:

1. Comic Sans is not an acceptable font for student handbooks. This means you, West Central Valley. (PDF)

2. Football season is here!!

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Aug 24

Corning-Villisca: Squeezing out Stanton?

School districts in southwest and north-central Iowa are feeling the most pressure from the continued decline of student enrollment. As districts explore their options, we get reports with numbers that will make your eyes either glaze over or tear up, depending on your interest/opinions about curriculum offerings, financial positions, and enrollments of particular districts.

But first, a map. Outlined are Montgomery and Adams counties, tied for eighth-smallest in Iowa at 424 square miles each. Also outlined are five school districts, west to east, with 2010-11 enrollment: Red Oak, 1217; Stanton, 198; Villisca, 362; Corning, 450; and Prescott, 94. Towns with schools are marked in yellow.

(Disclaimer for this and all future posts: “Enrollment” will refer to the certified enrollment numbers from Department of Education statistics, unless I have reason to note otherwise.)

The colors in the outlines are loosely based on the Department of Education’s maps, in which enrollment under 250 is red. Red is an apt color, because these are the most endangered. This blog post centers on the center three districts, but the other two will come into play later.

Corning, Stanton, and Villisca had studies done about the feasibility of sharing. Articles are here (Adams County Free Press) and here (Red Oak Express).  Villisca has posted PDFs of the studies for Corning and Stanton.

The news wasn’t good for Stanton. The key sentences come at the top of the last page: “Ultimately, it is the opinion of the feasibility study team that any kind of whole grade sharing between these two districts is problematic. Under no scenario would this major concern for the feasibility team be addressed: The combined academic programs would not be sustainable over a significant period of time.” While the prior pages acknowledge there would be advantages, they wouldn’t be enough in the long term.

For Corning-Villisca, meanwhile, the team not only calls it viable, but suggests a breakdown of grades 6-8 in Villisca and 9-12 in Corning. A triple merger was not studied, although I think that it could have been.

So it’s possible that Stanton will be left without a partner – at least, a partner that would let it hold on to a school building. Red Oak is much bigger, and the chance of Stanton keeping its own elementary would be questionable.

And what about Prescott over there? While the certified enrollment was 94 in 2010-11 and 88 in 2009-10, in the latter year the school only actually had 23 students. Junior high and high school students go to Corning or Orient-Macksburg to the northeast. A combined Corning-Villisca-Prescott would appear to be the size of a county and be one of the largest in the state. (But that assumes that in the event of Prescott closing, the district would be kept intact when it could be divided up.) Of course, both Prescott and Stanton could continue independently for years. We will just have to see.

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Aug 23

License Plate Countdown – YNZ

YMJ through YNR assigned outside of Polk County, then another stack back to Polk.

Assuming the continued omission of U and V but the inclusion of all other letters in second and third positions, that leaves 816 combinations.

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Aug 20

Idaho vs. “I-State”

Desktop pictures for Texas A&M’s 2011 football schedule put the opponents’ logos in a strip across the bottom. (Full collection is here.)

Take a quick look at this one in particular. Is A&M playing the Cyclones twice? Now look closer. Trimming out the games in between, we get this:

Now, Idaho and Iowa State references don’t usually appear in the same place at the same time. (Except for Nebraska’s schedule last year, oddly enough.) But when those logos are in close proximity to each other, and the color is washed out, it may take a second to tell them apart.

And Idaho was first by a long shot.

(Also of note: Of A&M’s 12 games, only three will be played outside the state of Texas, in Ames, Norman, and Manhattan.)

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Aug 20

Lansing bridge closed a week

WXOW (with video):

A bridge over the Mississippi river between Lansing, Iowa and De Soto, Wisconsin remains closed — due to a crack in the floor beam under the bridge deck.

The Iowa Department of Transportation says the bridge on Iowa Highway 9 closed on Wednesday after the crack was discovered during a regular inspection.

This is a major inconvenience because the nearest bridges are 30 miles in either direction. John Weeks believes that existing (low) traffic levels and the cost of a new bridge mean that if this bridge ever has to close for good, that’s it.

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Aug 19

946

February: Searsboro, population 148, finds out that its post office is among the first mentioned in what will become of a wave of potential closures.

July 24: The New York Times runs a blog post with a Searsboro dateline related to the Republican presidential contest.

Late July: Searsboro finds out that its post office will close September 24.

August 2: The town votes to disincorporate. It follows Littleport in 2005, Athelstan in 2004 and Kent in 2003.

Searsboro, Iowa: 1849-2011.

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Aug 18

Iowa State Fair, 2011

Possibly my shortest time there ever (for varied reasons). Observations:

  • The Shenaniguns Wild West Show may have been around a while, but bad puns are still funny.
  • The Hot Beef Sundae is five years old!
  • Cattlemen groups in some northern counties have dropped participation at the Beef Quarters, and Mills/Montgomery are now together.
  • The Swine Barn seemed even emptier than it has been the past few years.
  • Windstream has ended the old Iowa Telecom’s presence by the Farm Bureau tent.
  • “America Needs Farmers” is a very worthy cause, but can’t Farm Bureau offer something for, you know, the agricultural school?
  • Iowa State-Texas A&M Homecoming T-shirt – inadvertent future collector’s item?
  • Why is there a special T-shirt for the Iowa State-Oklahoma State game – which, because it’s a night game on the Friday before Thanksgiving break, is going to be too cold for T-shirts?
  • In the same vein of “this single-game shirt thing is going too far,” UNI’s formerly generic “Beat State” shirt is now directed specifically at this year’s ISU game.
  • Nebraska-related items are crawling out of the woodwork with multiple vendors.
  • Putting the creationists right across from the Democratic Party? I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.
  • The U of I showed off the original Cy-Hawk trophy before its retirement. Its passing has generated comments that are mixed at best.
  • The Hall of Law seemed emptier than usual, too. The weather area had a poster about the July derecho.
  • Why no continued advertising about the Rice Krispie bar on a stick Fair Squares? I had completely forgotten about them.
  • Trial by Jury has moved from the Family Center to escape the heat and nearby music – and traded it for the music from the horse show.
  • I miss the train.
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Aug 16

Conferencepocalypse II: Here we go again

Texas A&M has decided it would rather be seventh place in heaven than second or third in hell. The Aggies appear intent on filing for divorce from the Big 12, citing irreconcilable differences and sibling rivalry.

Houston Chronicle:

COLLEGE STATION — Texas A&M on Monday moved two steps closer toward bolting the Big 12 and joining the Southeastern Conference.

One step took place in Aggieland, the other in Austin.

In College Station, A&M regents unanimously approved A&M president R. Bowen Loftin’s taking any actions necessary concerning “conference alignment.”

In Austin, State Rep. Dan Branch postponed indefinitely a planned hearing for the House Higher Education Committee on conference realignment scheduled at the Capitol for today, citing “no immediate need” for the meeting.

An A&M insider Monday dubbed the action of Branch, whom the insider said had been inundated with phone calls from Aggies, a “good thing” for proponents of A&M’s switching allegiances to the SEC, perhaps as soon as next year.

And just like that, things are falling apart. Again. And this time, not even the Texas Legislature appears able to stop it.

The Associated Press has already joined this round of the “sucks to be Iowa State” dogpile:

It was only a year ago that talk was rampant about four 16-team super conferences basically seizing control of college football — everyone else be damned.

When it’s all said and done, we’ll have what everyone projected a year ago: A college football world comprised of the very wealthy haves (SEC, ACC, Pac-Something and Big Ten-In-Name-Only) and the begging-on-the-street-corner have-nots (everyone else in Division I).

Sorry, schools such as Baylor and Iowa State, you’ll likely be getting a demotion.

But of course, the AP isn’t the only one (Muskogee Phoenix):

So those Pac-12 suitcases, new logo and all, are packed at Oklahoma and Oklahoma State. Contingency plans, you know. Kansas and Kansas State may go begging the Big Ten or settle for the Big East, making the acquisition of TCU make some geographic sense. Iowa State? The seemingly unwanted stepchild if you read the blogs. How about the new MAC power Iowa State?

This time around, these are hurting a little more, because they could be as little as one unnamed 14th SEC team away from becoming true.

(Footnote 1: I liked “Big 12 Missile Crisis” as the title for what happened last year, with Nebraska and Texas staring each other down, but this has the potential to be much much bigger, hence the title of this post. A Part II usually has more drama/effects/explosions than the original.)

(Footnote 2: The lead-in to this post comes from SI’s Stewart Mandel, pointing out about where A&M falls in the SEC pecking order.)

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