Aug 26

The fan pairing made in heaven, or the opposite

Substitute the word “Cyclones” for “Browns” in the below, and it’s kind of concerning how well it works:

To be a Browns fan is to regard any positive development—such as a win, or for that matter a person on the internet writing that they might win a game at some future time—with utter shock and immediate suspicion. It has to be a joke, a bit, a cruel setup for future humiliation. The Browns are supposed to be good—perhaps even great—this season. Maybe you heard about it. Maybe you don’t yet quite believe it. Maybe you are, in fact, 15 percent excited and 85 percent braced for some newer, crueler, more public and prolonged form of total degradation. Maybe you are, in short, a Browns fan.

Current Iowa State coach Matt Campbell is a lifelong Browns fan.

ISU football is ranked in the preseason for the first time in the existence of polling. Beating Oklahoma for the third time in my lifetime is considered “not implausible.”

Perhaps it’s “Trust the process, or be processed.”

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Aug 23

A convergence I didn’t expect

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(Yes, I love “Younger.” The fact it doesn’t have a pyramid of Emmys, even given some of its hiccups, is a shame.)

(This is also, weirdly, the second combo reference to “The Orville” and Venn diagrams. But when I might be the only person loving things in two very different genres, I have to go with what works.)

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Aug 21

Re-evaluating Ottumwa’s earliest highways

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April 13, 2016: Northbound US 63 at one of the newest additions to Ottumwa’s highway chronology, a three-point roundabout with US 34. This is one of the very few places in Iowa a roundabout kind of makes sense.

Microfilm research isn’t perfect. The best OCR-to-digital transformation of old microfilm still results in photographs looking like crap. And you can forget about color. If, say, a newspaper splurged on green-and-red trappings for Christmas, there’s no way to know about it from the microfilm save for a slightly different shade of gray. But saving the physical copies is expensive, space-consuming, and limited to in-person visits.

I was doing research for a different upcoming project that caused me to look back at what I did for Ottumwa’s highway chronology. Since then, I got additional resources (namely Huebinger’s Map and Guide for Blue Grass Road). And a hard squint at a copy of a microfilm map made me believe that I had either reversed or mis-dated “present” and “proposed” designations because the original was done in colored pencil. (At the time of this writing, blueprints are unavailable for anything Ottumwa-specific pre-1968, and at least two filesets are blank pages.)

So I killed the 1928 map and made two new ones: 1922 and 1932. It spoiled the “maps on the 8s” theme of the page, but oh well. By splitting them up, I could portray earliest alignments of both the Blue Grass/IA 8/US 34 and the north-south road that was the Cedar Rapids, Ottumwa, and McGregor Trail and today lives on in reduced form as IA 13. There’s one change that I don’t know when it happened, but it’s drawn in as a dotted line.

I also modified the 1938 and 1958 maps to delete Myrtle Street as a connection between Church and Jefferson on the south side of the river, because the highways met in a Y. The connection sliced through the middle of the present interchange. Myrtle could have been used as an unofficial connector, though.

Adding the early maps allows me to illustrate that US 63 is on its fifth bridge across the Des Moines River now, including two from the 1890s. I also was able to list a change that was buried in my notes. That just meant I already had an answer to a question I didn’t know I would ask. Thanks, me!

(Feeling of self-satisfaction immediately negated by realization I wrote Albia where I meant Agency and it’s been that way on the page for a decade. — Ed.)

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Aug 19

Mermaids in Traer

KWWL has a story about “mermaid classes” at the Traer swimming pool (the new one, I might add). It’s taught by North Tama’s current art teacher.

This looks like a lot of fun, despite — or especially — considering that I’m a horrible swimmer. But I probably wouldn’t have been able to get in. After all, have you ever seen a mermaid who has to plug her nose?

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Aug 16

Things to do in Des Moines when you’re alive

With all the national media in Iowa this week, we were bound to get some dispatches from the frontier-style stories.

Roll Call has a 15-minute audio experience of the Iowa State Fair. The reporter spent “a day in the deep-fried life” for the first time and fills up at a couple classic food stands (though does not get the double bacon corn dog, which, again, God bless America).

Next, there’s a lifestyle story from the Washington Post announcing that avocado toast has made it to the heartland, and first-class hotels can be had for only (only!) $189.

Des Moines, or DSM to locals, (Really? — Ed.) is a laid-back, easily navigable city with an impressive network of bike trails, one of the most beautiful and interesting capitol buildings I’ve toured and an emerging food and cocktail scene.

In fairness, the Post also has a very nice profile of/Q&A with Sarah Pratt, the woman behind the butter cow.

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Aug 15

Fair Squares, 2010-2018

The Rice Krispie Bar on a Stick (that couldn’t be called that) is off the menu at the Iowa State Fair.

The fair board discontinued selling the treat this year, the Register reports, because of falling sales. That’s even after the addition of a scotcharoo-on-a-stick.

That’s too bad. It’s kind of odd that the Iowa State Fair Board itself couldn’t stick (no pun intended) with selling a unique offering on the Grand Concourse. It’s also odd that this wasn’t announced beforehand. But by the end, the square wasn’t square anymore, more rectangular (i.e. smaller), and it cost more.

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Aug 14

‘Thanks for giving Iowa a try’ (2)

I write about the Iowa State Fair Singers and Jazz Band, with a single-out of 1989, and then I find a barely-seen video of that very year. The thanks song comes at the end.

(Those very benches, or similar ones, stuck around for decades.)

(As of this year, with elimination of the Bud Light Stage, the only alcohol sponsorship is Grandstand “sponsored by Coors Light”.)

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Aug 13

‘Thanks for giving Iowa a try’

I loved watching the Iowa State Fair Singers and Jazz Band. It was something we saw at the fair at the stage by the Cultural Center at least a few times, if not every year. I certainly loved it when the group came to Czech Fest on its 1989 state tour. I could say I aspired to make it some day, but… sing and dance? At the same time?

The thing that stuck with me was the end every year, when the singers would line up and (with jazz band accompaniment) sing a version of “Iowa Stubborn” from “The Music Man”…

… and rattle off their and the band members’ hometowns.

Thanks for giving Iowa, Hawkeye Iowa —

Anamosa! Burlington! Chariton! Denison! Eagle Grove! Fontanelle! Garnavillo! Holstein! Independence! Jefferson! Keokuk! Le Mars! Marion! Northwood! Osceola! Pomeroy! Quimby! Reinbeck! Sioux Rapids! Tama! Urbandale! Victor! Waukon! Yetter! Zearing!

Thanks for giving Iowa, thanks for giving Iowa, thanks for giving Iowa, a tryyyyyy! *trumpets* *ba-bomp*

(They didn’t do it alphabetically. I’m just doing that for effect. I likely would’ve thought it even neater that way.)

Simple, but effective, as a way of showing that teens from every corner of the state can come together. It would be silly to say that it might have been a little inspiration for future pursuits, right? And yet…

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Aug 12

NT volleyball in preseason ‘Super Ten’

The Gazette’s Jeff Linder ranks North Tama tenth in his all-class power rankings of regional volleyball teams. It’s the only small-school team on the list. NT is first in his Class 1A list.

It could be an interesting season, or it could be a massive jinx.

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Aug 09

North Tama’s Class of 1969 rides again

TSC69bookWonder if any of these will show up tomorrow…

It’s been 50 years since the largest senior class in North Tama school history graduated. At nearly 100 strong (95), much of this particular group has shared a lot in the decades since. They had unofficial reunions at 20 and 30 years, in addition to the official 25th and now 50th.

(Pity the classes that will have to share the Memorial Building tomorrow night. But hey, they’re all probably used to being crowded out by Boomers.)

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