“Des Moines” as slang for “Middle America” strikes again:
Southern women are different. That is a fact. It is not posturing, or hyperbole, or marketing. (See: all those song lyrics about California girls and their undeniable cuteness.) Southern women, unlike women from Boston or Des Moines or Albuquerque, are leashed to history.
I think I’ll just furrow my brow at this and say “Bless your heart.”
(h/t Instapundit)