ISU fans shout a big Oh boy
Save us from the Land of Misfit Toys
The Longhorns and Sooners have wandering eyes
They’ll say goodbyes
‘Cause there’s the smell of money
And the people bowed and prayed
ESPN rules the college land
It doesn’t care about the marching bands
Or academics, just the shiny golden beams
‘Cause there’s the smell of money
Welcome to the Third Big 12 Missile Crisis, Iowa State. Here’s your water pistol.
(vaguely related: RIP Capitol Steps)