One coach has won 10 games in a season three times in the past seven years; one hasn’t.
One coach has been to his conference’s championship game twice in the past seven years; one has been to it once.
One coach knows punting is winning; one didn’t hire a special teams coach “analyst” until this year.
One coach is the highest-paid employee of the state of Iowa; one coach is likely to be promised the gross domestic product of Nebraska (derived from corn and Runzas).
One coach’s conference is stable and filled with such storied matchups as Illinois-Rutgers; one coach’s conference has been picked for parts repeatedly and even the desperation replacements get more respect than his team on the national scene.
Guess which one has the angrier fanbase.