Sep 01

College football season begins

For the first time in over a century, neither Missouri nor Nebraska is on Iowa State’s football schedule.

For the first time this decade, Iowa State is starting a football season without its existence as a major-conference program in mortal peril.

And, for the next few hours at least, Iowa State is undefeated.

This is the fifth anniversary of the first weekend of the Big Ten Network, which is both directly and indirectly responsible for the changes in the college athletics landscape over the past five years. Its effects have been most noticeable in the state of Iowa, through increased cable bills, the fact that Iowa State no longer plays Nebraska, and rumblings of an athletic budget no-win scenario at Northern Iowa.

A Missouri sports writer/statistics wonk knows exactly what’s being said about his team:

Fans from their former conference, with a sneer on their faces, have not hesitated to tell Mizzou fans just how much their team is about to get its butt kicked. Fans from their new conference, with a welcoming grin on their faces, have not hesitated to tell Mizzou fans just how much their team is about to get its butt kicked.

I saw two “#MIZSEC” shirts at the Iowa State Fair. The Sullivan Line has replaced 36°30′ as the line between North and South west of the Mississippi.

This is a timed post.
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Aug 31

Hurricanes in Iowa

The National Weather Service in Des Moines recently included a series in its newsletters about hurricanes whose official track went through Iowa. There have been three:

  • The Galveston hurricane of 1900, which made it all the way to Central Iowa as a tropical depression before petering out
  • “Hurricane One” of 1921, a rainmaker in southern Iowa
  • Hurricane Alicia in 1983 (see p. 8), which entered Iowa near Missouri Valley and went northeast.

The NWS didn’t (and really couldn’t) go into detail about hurricanes whose path did not enter the state but came close.

Friday, the remnants of Hurricane Isaac made their presence known in Lee County while tracking across Missouri, as seen in this radar image from WGEM:

No, Missouri, just because you get a hurricane does not mean you belong in the SEC.

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Aug 31

Where ISU’s records stand entering 2012-13

This is an update to a post I made last year.

As of the beginning of the 2012 season, Iowa State has played 1,140 football games, according to the NCAA, but the two disagree on the win-loss-tie record (500-594-46 vs. 499-595-46). The discrepancy involves two forfeits and the 1907 Nebraska game. This does not include an alleged loss to Purdue that likely doesn’t exist. (It’s also 15 fewer games than Iowa’s total.)

By the NCAA’s measurement, the win against Oklahoma State was Iowa State’s 500th victory as a program, while by Iowa State’s measurements, the next win will be the 500th. On the flip side, ISU’s fifth loss of the season will be considered the 600th by the university (NCAA: sixth loss).

Of original Division I-A BCS schools that played more than 1000 games before last year, ISU’s win total is above six: Washington State, Northwestern, Kansas State, Indiana, and Wake Forest. (UConn, vacancy-adjusted Florida State, Duke, Louisville, Boise State, and South Florida all have fewer wins, but don’t meet the 1000-game and/or I-A threshold. Rice and Houston are also down in the cellar. Florida State’s down here because it was a women’s college until 1947.)

Only Rutgers and Northwestern have played more overall games with more losses, although Kansas State and Indiana are within 20. (Rutgers also has 20-plus more years of games.)

If Washington State wins three more games than Iowa State this season, they will tie on the all-time list. If Iowa State wins two more games than Oregon State this season, they will tie. (Mississippi State passed Oregon State last season.)

Here’s an updated version of that table of most-played opponents, with the correction that Oklahoma is the fifth-most-played in football. West Virginia, ISU’s newest conference partner, has series totals of zero, zero, and one.

Football (1892-2020)Men's BB (1907-2015)Women's BB (1973-2015)
105 Nebraska252 Kansas97 Kansas State
104 Missouri235 Missouri92 Kansas
104 Kansas State234 Nebraska76 Nebraska
100 Kansas233 Kansas State74 Missouri
85 Oklahoma211 Oklahoma70 Oklahoma
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Aug 30

Have fun storming the castle

Pat Forde is trolling the Cyclones, the Sooners, or both:

Oklahoma at Iowa State (32), Nov. 3. Paul Rhoads, on the other hand, has a big moment every year. In three seasons at Iowa State, Rhoads has shocked Nebraska as a 20-point underdog, shocked Texas as a 20½-point underdog, and shocked Oklahoma State as a 27½-point underdog. Sooners, you have been warned.

Remember, this is the same columnist who said a loss to Iowa State should mean you’re not allowed to play for the BCS title. Does this mean he’s in favor of the SEC winning it all again?

Iowa State-Oklahoma is the most lopsided series in major college football. The Cyclones’ only win since the early 1960s was 1990 in Norman.

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Aug 29

THAT is the first “song” on Mars?

If any Martians are reading this: On behalf of the entire human race, I apologize. Please do not invade us.

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Aug 29

My Armstrong/space column

Printed in Tuesday’s Register, online here.

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Aug 28

More on “A Place for Heroes”

Filming continues in Traer. It sounds like they staged one of our customary Memorial Day services. Yes, that is one of my relatives making an appearance.

“The man inspired me. Very moving. It’s nice to see patriotism passed on,” said Max Morrison, U.S. Marines Corp veteran, who appeared in the movie.

Morrison was one of about 30 local veterans who took part in a Memorial Day scene held at the Traer Memorial building Tuesday. Morrison and the veterans appeared with Sorvino, who gave a touching speech.

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Aug 27

Construction update for Sioux City

Rebuilding I-29 through the area is halfway done, the Sioux City Journal says — but that means there’s another five years of work ahead.

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Aug 25

Neil Armstrong, 1930-2012

The world has lost a pioneer.

EDIT 8/26: I have replaced the picture after Charles Apple’s blog pointed out the previous one used Buzz Aldrin’s footprint. More pictures and information there.

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Aug 25

The Alphabet Bowl

Last night, AGWSR beat BCLUW 13-6 in a cross-district Class A game. “It was the alphabet game,” one of the guys said on the Iowa Sports Spotlight Scoreboard Show (broadcast on radio and Channel 13.2).

Alphabet game? No, make it bigger. They are two of the three five-letter-acronym schools in the state. Alphabet Bowl. This needs to be a thing. You don’t need a trophy, just a title — although they could play for a box of Alpha-Bits. West Lyon and Central Lyon/George-Little Rock play the Beef Bowl. (CL/GLR is the third five-letter acronym although that nomenclature is not normally used.)

Speaking of alphabet soups, the tripleheader-ish sports merger of North Sentral Kossuth and Armstrong-Ringsted will be going by the name of “North Union.”* This is another data point in the small but growing trend of districts partially or entirely separating from geographic names and adopting some other name entirely because there are too many hyphens otherwise. (It’s similar to the problem that arises when two people with already-hyphenated names get married, I suppose.)

*Not to be confused with Union of La Porte City, Remsen-Union, or North Fayette of West Union.

EDIT 8/26: Oh, and East Union of Afton, too.

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