Dec 31

Ten years ago today: Dan McCarney’s last bowl game


December 31, 2005: A photo I didn’t use so long ago of a fan-made sign at the ISU-TCU Houston Bowl. Remember the chaos at the end of the Nebraska-Michigan Alamo Bowl? Remember when instant replay in college football wasn’t a thing? Remember when Nebraska and Michigan were in different conferences? Remember when ISU and TCU were in different conferences?

The 2005 season was a barrel of what-ifs for Iowa State football. If the Cyclones had won any one of the three games lost in overtime, Dan McCarney would’ve given ISU its second eight-win regular season since Earle Bruce and the sacrificial-lamb position against Texas in the Big 12 Championship. Unlike certain other fanbases with seven-win seasons, though, ISU fans were enthusiastic about a bowl game in warm weather.

I wrote a blog of sorts for the Register on the trip, and talked about visiting the Oklahoma City Bombing Memorial, Dealey Plaza, Texas’ and Texas A&M’s football stadiums, NASA’s Johnson Space Center, and Galveston.

The Houston Bowl pitted the Cyclones against the one-loss TCU Horned Frogs, champions of the Mountain West Conference. ISU trailed much of the game and lost 27-24. The following year, McCarney was fired in a 4-8 season and ISU AD Jamie Pollard went after the defensive coordinator of an undefeated Texas team that won what turned out to be the last non-SEC national title for nearly a decade.

Back then, the Big 12 had 12 teams, the Pac-10 had 10, the Big Ten had 11, and we could make fun of a conference that couldn’t count. Things were simpler back then. In the decade since, ISU has hired three football coaches, undergone a total logo redesign/rebranding, gone 1-2 in bowl games, hasn’t had another seven-win regular season, and nearly got tossed into the Sarlacc pit relegated in the college athletics universe twice. TCU is now a fellow member of the Big 12.

But I’m still mostly taking the same-size pictures. The ones that aren’t blurry make the Houston Bowl trip seem like yesterday, even if it was (already) a decade ago.

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Dec 30

Des Moines represents ‘backwoods rubes’ in column

It’ll cost you $400 to eat at the Times Square Olive Garden on New Year’s Eve night. To those of us foolish enough to think income of $250,000 a year is nothing to sneeze at, forking over four Benjamins (before tax) for a meal is a hefty price, regardless of ambiance. A writer at Fusion went close to home to reassure sophisticated urbanites that for a bumpkin enraptured by the big city, it’s worth the price.

Try putting yourself in the shoes of a potential Olive Garden New Year’s Eve guest. Let’s say you’re a chiropractor from Des Moines who made a little extra money this year, and you want to spend New Year’s Eve doing something really special. [Hello instant Register story idea! —Ed.] You’ve been watching Dick Clark on TV since you were a kid, and going to New York City to see the ball drop in Times Square has always seemed, to you, like the apex of luxury.

Sure, $400 per person is a lot of money. But it’s not ridiculous for an experience you’re going to remember for the rest of your life. … And while spending New Years Eve in Times Square might not be the experiential equal of those things for you, Urbane Tastemaker, it is for many people.

Picking on the largest city in Iowa in this manner is nothing new. In fact, it’s practically a cliche, if only because coastal writers rely on it as a crutch for “place in the Great Flyover that people have heard of”. The insulting bit is when it comes with the condescending implication that Des Moines isn’t a “real” city at all, or at the least, one that should be seen as a place to escape from.

(The Consumerist, meanwhile, went for slamming Topeka in its piece that, like in Fusion, included the obligatory drive-by slap of eating at a chain restaurant in Times Square.)

My brother did a New Year’s Eve in Times Square, by which I mean, he spent the entire New Year’s Eve Day standing and waiting and standing and waiting. The ball drop is pretty to watch with a camera focused on it, but frankly, you would have to pay me to be there in person, and more than $400, too. Not even Carrie Underwood can make New Year’s goggles look good.

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Dec 29

Year in review: Completion of US 20 in Illinois and Indiana

October 9, 2015: US 12/20/45 share the road for a while on Mannheim (not Steamroller) Road.

In October I went after one of the more prominent missing segments in my highway travels: US 20 between Rockford and about Portage, Indiana. I felt an urge/obligation to do it because 20, of course, goes through Iowa, and is one of the major highways of the country.

I never intend to do that again, especially within an hour and a half of rush hour. Let’s just say, mistakes were made, and attempting to drive US 20 through the Chicago area should only be done if at all on a Sunday.

FORTY-FIVE MINUTES TO GO TEN MILES HOW DO YOU PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS

There’s no place like home.

I have now traveled all of US 20 from US 81 to the Indiana/Ohio line, at least until the new four-lane is built in western Iowa.

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Dec 29

Year in review: Every mile of every Iowa highway

With 2540 pages of new books to read, added to 1250 pages from last year, what better thing to do than make some year-end posts?

On June 8, I completed a goal I had been building toward for more than a decade. I finished traveling every mile of every currently existing highway in Iowa. Here’s the original blog post and photo collage I made announcing it.

That title was lost with the reroute of US 71 and creation of IA 471 at the end of the year, but I will reclaim it at some point.

 

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Dec 28

In-depth guides to Route 66


August 4, 2010: Replica early cutout highway sign at the Chandler (OK) US 66 Interpretive Center.

Traveling Route 66 is something every roadgeek (or at least those in the western half of the country) gets the urge to do. I came across a few websites about the Mother Road and wanted to pass them on.

  • Stefan Joppich’s “Route 66 Web and Atlas” includes his drawn detailed maps and many photos (most appear taken in the early 2000s) of every alignment of the road and which parts are still drivable today. What makes this set more impressive is that Joppich lives in Germany. This website doesn’t appear high on Google’s search results, so it’s a hidden gem.
  • “Driving Route 66” is a website dedicated to doing just that. It has links to Google Maps of a single mainline route of US 66 in each state, using a mix of alignments but including some of the major reroutes south of Springfield IL and through Santa Fe. If you wanted to drive 66 straight through, this set of maps would be useful in doing so.
  • The Road Wanderer has a lot about US 66, again going state-by-state, with guides and photos (and Web design) from the early 2000s. Enough time has passed that some of the places photographed have gone into further decay and are now lost to history (for example, the “Longest Map of Route 66” near Meteor Crater).

One day I want to be “standin’ on the corner in Winslow Arizona,” and it’s websites like these that will help me enjoy the trip there.

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Dec 25

Your present: Updates from 2014 added to pages

That and a $15 iTunes card will get you a dozen songs.


October 22, 2014: Opening of the new US 34 bridge from Iowa to Nebraska.

I finally put pictures from fall 2014 and especially the opening of new US 34 across the Missouri River online. I also corrected an error that has been online probably since the US 34 page was created: The Plattsmouth Toll Bridge goes to Cass County, not Sarpy. New 34 goes into Sarpy. (Those responsible for the error have been sacked.)

Photos have been added to IA 41, 83, 115, 117, 152, 242, 316, 322, 344, 370, and 925. The 152 page reflects its decommissioned status. The 316 page now has pictures of the current north end signage, which was relocated to the south city limits of Runnells a while ago.

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Dec 24

A highway created and a state un-clinched


November 21, 2012: Well, this sign on new 20 didn’t last long. It will be replaced with one reading “North 71 South 471 / Storm Lake / Early”.

Iowa Highway 196 probably died today. [OR NOT: see bottom] The highway running north from US 71/IA 175 to the new US 20 east was undergoing reconstruction all year, to make way for US 71 to take over its route and then follow US 20 to Early. The detour originally projected to end the day before Thanksgiving was extended to Christmas Eve.

Taking over old 71 from Early south to IA 175 will be a new number, IA 471. It will be by far the highest-signed number in the field in Iowa, overtaking IA 415. I disagree with the decision, since Iowa has plenty of two-digit numbers sitting around unused, including every one in the 40’s except 44 and 48. IA 36 was nearby in Wall Lake. But it does provide a continuity of sorts with US 71, and that’ll aid the GPSs that don’t get updated.

Since it’s a new designation, by my rules, I now haven’t traveled every highway in Iowa. I’ll also need to go sometime and get pictures at both ends of the new highway, of course — a highway that’s two hours farther away from me than it used to be.

UPDATE 12/28: Jason Hancock says the construction report now says the road will be open during the winter but permanent pavement on the shoulders won’t be done until next spring, possibly delaying the change in signs.

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Dec 23

Photo 28,000


June 8, 2015: US 67/State Street heading toward I-74 in Bettendorf. The view ahead will change as part of the I-74 bridge construction project. It’s hard to tell how many standalone I-74 shields with the state name will remain after that, but it’s safe to say there will be fewer.

You don’t want/get to see 27,000 because it was in the midst of my move to Cedar Rapids last year (and to be honest, I still haven’t unpacked much). From the middle of last year forward, these library totals don’t include nearly 500 photos taken on the farm immediately after the tornado.

In fact, from now on, the count is going to get both more and less accurate. It will be more accurate because the pictures actually related to my travels and the state of Iowa will make up a greater percentage of my additions; less accurate, because photos of other activities (such as sporting events and presidential candidates) will be excluded from the total. While I still use the same main camera, a base photo with the new camera is twice as big file-size-wise, which means a fourfold increase once it’s duplicated in the iPhoto library.

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Dec 22

At least the number is in the right place

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January 30, 2012: This sign on I-35 in Texas could have an interstate shield in its future, I-14, running west along US 190 to Fort Hood.

Embedded in the five-year highway bill recently signed into law is designation of more national high-priority corridors. One mainly follows US 190 in Texas, but if you look at a map, that highway is anything but straight. Through the same congressional subterfuge that gave us Interstate 99, the corridor in Texas will be named Interstate 14. The number is in the right place, between I-10 and I-20, and in the far far future an interstate could extend eastward to Montgomery, Alabama. There’s another designation in the law too, Interstate 11 between Las Vegas and Reno. (Of course that will never ever come to fruition, but remember who the Senate Minority Leader is.)

(By the way, do you know we have an Interstate 2 now? It’s about 47 miles long in the southernmost part of Texas, running west from Harlingen to where development peters out. It puts a big hurdle in my desire to have at least a little of every interstate west of the Mississippi, that’s for sure.)

However, there are only about 30 miles of US 190 that are interstate-grade today, between Fort Hood and I-35 in Tyler, Texas. I happened to drive it in 2012, but wouldn’t count it as interstate mileage because it wasn’t signed as an interstate then. That’s the piece that could get new shields in the next 18 months. I-14 would not be the shortest two-digit interstate (that’s I-97 between Annapolis and southern Baltimore) and it lives up to the formal name of the Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense Highways (much like I-185 in Georgia goes to not just Columbus but Fort Benning).

The agencies that are supposed to be in charge of numbering are the Special Committee on US Route Numbering and the Federal Highway Administration. Their track record recently hasn’t been the best as far as roadgeeks like myself are concerned. (North Carolina, in particular, needs some sense slapped into it.) Whether you think I-69 is pork-barrel spending gone mad or a necessary addition to our transportation system, the number is a monstrosity going where it shouldn’t and then splitting into suffixed routes southwest of Houston. The I-69 designation also was written into law as part of a highway spending bill.

The numbering committee meets during conferences of the American Association of State Highway and Transportation Officials (AASHTO), which recently elected Iowa DOT Director Paul Trombino as its president. As a perk of that office (or at least I presume it’s a perk), the AASHTO spring 2016 conference will be in Des Moines. It’s meant for transportation bigwigs in the public and private sectors, but I wondered if there would be a way to go as a private citizen… and then I saw the registration fees. Yowza.

Speaking of I-69, another long section of already existing freeway in Kentucky has been designated as I-69, and Indiana now has completed the interstate from Evansville to Bloomington. The University of Indiana in Bloomington was the last in the Big Ten not to have an interstate connection ever since State College was reached by — and here’s where the blog post finishes circling around itself — I-99.

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Dec 21

Reverse-engineered football brackets, analysis for 2015

After the Iowa high school football playoffs ended, I took the finals and started working backwards to create a post-hoc bracket for the season. I had two tools I didn’t last year: The IHSAA published a list of qualifiers in order, and I had the foresight to copy the list of games before each round so I knew where the games were being played.

Link to combined football brackets for all six classes, 2015 (PDF)

It takes a lot of time to make these, so if you find them useful, please drop an e-mail to let me know. Next year’s playoff field is being cut in half, which is a blessing for this work. After creating all the brackets and looking at the results along with the standings, here’s my analysis based on records and geography. Team regular-season records (overall, district) are included when they have a bearing on the factoid.

  • All top-two teams in every district had home games the first round, so this makes me think I had some errors in the order of finishers in 2014.
  • Gladbrook-Reinbeck was the only non-district champion to win a state title.
  • Four fourth-place teams won their first-round games, including Creston toppling Harlan and Estherville-Lincoln Central over Southeast Valley.
  • Speaking of Southeast Valley, Class 2A District 8 was a good example of why the brackets were expanded. SEV (7-2, 5-1) was the district champion over East Sac (5-4, 5-1) because of a one-point victory during the regular season, but East Sac in turn had the higher seeding over Shenandoah (7-2, 4-2). Then the latter two ended up playing each other in the first round anyway.
  • Iowa City West (3-6, 3-1) was the second-place finisher in Class 4A District 7 by beating Dubuque Hempstead (6-3, 2-2) — with Davenport North (1-8, 1-3) finishing fourth because, well, someone had to.
  • Some teams had one fewer game in the regular season because of heavy thunderstorms across Iowa the Friday before Labor Day, giving us two 4-4 teams (Harris-Lake Park and West Bend-Mallard). Springville (5-5, 4-3) got in a 10th game before losing to Don Bosco, which only played seven before the playoffs. Three 8-player district champions — and then Xavier and Dowling, who were supposed to play each other in Week 1 — had undefeated eight-game seasons.
  • There were eight 3-6 teams and 21 4-5 teams.
  • Four of six North Tama opponents in the postseason advanced to the second round, and that was only because East Buchanan played at GR.
  • South Tama and Albia outscored their opponents by a combined 177-0 before playing each other (Albia won 17-6).
  • Only Class 4A had a pure east/west split. Class 3A almost did, except for the node containing Pella, which eventually resulted in an all-District 7 faceoff in the final. But Class 3A overall is heavily tilted to the east; there were District 1 and 2 rematches in the first round and Sergeant Bluff-Luton was the only team west of US 169 to make the quarterfinals.
  • Second-round matchups with notable distance between teams: Panorama at Dike-New Hartford (2A), HLV at Elkader (8), West Bend-Mallard at Janesville (8), Akron-Westfield at Logan-Magnolia (A), Boyden-Hull/Rock Valley at Webster City (3A). Council Bluffs Lewis Central had to make three trips to the Des Moines metro.

Creating the bracket knowing the home teams brought up an interesting design quirk. In a convention so widespread I wasn’t conscious of it until about a year ago, when sports websites give scores the home team is always on the bottom. However, in brackets (e.g. the NCAA tournament), the higher seed starts on the top or outside. So I had to pick which convention to use, and since I have the district placement coded beside the name, I went with putting the home team on the bottom. This is one of those things that you only consciously think about when the two styles pop up beside each other. (Another would be the 10 days before and after Thanksgiving when you see home football teams playing in colored jerseys while the away team is in white, but the home basketball team plays in white while the away team plays in color.)

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