Sep 27

Conferencepocalypse II: Missouri compromising

In 2011-12, the Big Ten has 12 teams, and the Big 12 has 10 teams. It’s stupid, but at least it’s symmetrical. But Texas A&M’s intention (now apparently realized) to join the SEC as unlucky 13 not only broke that, it leaves everybody unbalanced. Until the SEC lands a 14th team — and the SEC has to find a 14th, because 13-team scheduling is a nightmare — this isn’t over.

And just like 150 years ago, Missouri is conflicted. It hasn’t yet signed over the TV rights like the rest of the Big 12 wants, and football coach Gary Pinkel stoked the flames with his own comments. Continue reading →

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Sep 25

Conferencepocalypse II: Weekend roundup

So, besides the fact that members of the Big 12 are supposed to be mending things up but instead are engaging in dueling press conferences, what do we know? Not much.

USA Today put everybody in the up-for-grabs conferences on a Monopoly board. Iowa State ended up on Baltic Avenue.

The Register had a look back at ISU’s conference history. From the MVIAA split until last year, Iowa State’s conference always grew. But now… “You look at the Big 12, you’re not going to want to hear this, but nobody wants to be the last guy in the club with Kansas State and Iowa State.” Continue reading →

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Sep 22

Conferencepocalypse II: Crisis averted?

So by the conventional doomsday clock, we were probably at 11:59, if not 11:59:15, and by my “Titanic clock” as I was using in my Night to Remember snippets we were at about 2:17:30 (right before/at the breakup). Either way, it was close, assuming nothing worse happens.

Unlike the Titanic, though, we’re throwing the captain overboard before the ship sinks (again)(ish). But that’s long after making the fans exhausted and concerned about the whole thing, as the Kansas City Star also reports.

Showing how fluid the situation has been, the Kansas Board of Regents moved its emergency meeting up from Thursday to Wednesday, and still was a little late. The board wants Kansas and Kansas State to stick together in the Big 12. Continue reading →

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Sep 21

Rick Perry, Iowa State, and 2012, part 2

From the Atlantic, but possibly written before Tuesday night’s events:

Saving the Big 12 would help him in Iowa. Among the biggest losers of Big 12 disintegration would be Iowa State. The Cyclones haven’t been very good at football since the 1990s rushing heydays of Troy and Darren Davis.* They appeal to no major TV markets. If the Big 12 folds, Iowa State will probably end up in the Mountain West — a step down that will only lead to suffering and mockery at the hands of Iowa Hawkeyes fans.

If Perry tries to keep the Big 12 together, he will win the gratitude of every Iowa State fan on the planet. It’ll make for great stump material. Nobody will care about Social Security anymore. But as far as a political windfall goes, that’s about it.

Read the whole thing, although with the current state of things Perry might just have avoided the situation entirely.

*Actually, we weren’t very good at it then, either.

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Sep 21

Big 12 not dead yet

But it’s not really alive yet, either.

The Pac-12 is staying put, shutting down that escape hatch. Both the Longhorn Network and the academics of Oklahoma State and Texas Tech appear to have been issues. But the AP article also says “A person familiar with the schools’ discussions said Texas and Oklahoma officials are expected to meet in the next few days to negotiate an agreement to keep the universities in the league for at least the next five years.”

The Big 12 and Fox set up a 13-year deal last year. The ABC/ESPN contract expires in five. This could happen all over again in half a decade. (Assuming, that is, we get through this first.)

Oklahoma now says it’s committed to the Big 12.

Before the Pac-12’s announcement late Tuesday, the Mountain West reportedly reached out to Iowa State among others. Even if all other factors were equal, the nearest MW team to ISU is Wyoming, 579 miles away.

(A side travel note: Ames and Columbia are both closer to Morgantown WV than Austin or College Station.)

End result as of the noon hour Wednesday: We can breathe. Slightly.

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Sep 20

Conferencepocalypse: M-I-Z S-E-C

By the way, if you parse the SEC’s statement Monday, there was nothing in there that didn’t say “…but we will be more than willing to look at Missouri if and when the Big 12 collapses.”
— Me, September 14

I hate it when I’m right.

The Southeastern Conference has an offer on the table for Missouri to join its league, and SEC officials are willing to wait for an answer from Missouri until the future of the Big 12 is decided.

UPDATE: The SEC denies this.

I was going to write something about Missouri, and it looks like my hand has been forced. But instead of just looking at the past 18 months or so, here’s a more inclusive timeline: (EDIT: Broke this up and added a “jumpline.”) Continue reading →

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Sep 20

License Plate Countdown – YQA

First one I’ve seen printed in black, as the DOT said it was going to do some months ago.

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Sep 20

Oxygen deprivation

On the football field, the Big 12 Conference is a combined 23-2. In fact, by one metric right now it’s the nation’s best conference. Iowa State is undefeated after three fourth-quarter comebacks and will face undefeated Texas in a game on FX that might be called by Gus Johnson. Iowa State got more votes in the AP poll than Ohio State or Notre Dame, and even got one from Mike Hlas.

And nobody is talking about it. The joyful air of football season has been sucked out of the room by one dreadful word, almost a euphemism really – “realignment”. Forces from within and without are picking at the Big 12 like a wounded buffalo on the Great Plains. (OK, enough with the tortured metaphors.)

In retrospect, we should have known the whole thing was doomed when it was based on something that historically has been very difficult: Getting Texans to show humility. Continue reading →

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Sep 19

Conferencepocalypse: Afternoon links

Seen and unseen, the great and unknown tumbled together in a writhing heap as the bow plunged deeper and the stern rose higher… . The muffled thuds and tinkle of breaking glass grew louder. A steady roar thundered across the water as everything movable broke loose.
— Walter Lord, A Night to Remember

The Oklahoma State University Board of Regents is meeting Wednesday. Can’t be good. (I was mistaken in thinking that OU and OSU had the same board.)

Here’s a reminder that the NCAA has no control over any of this. There is no commissioner of college football.

Post-Dispatch: Is Missouri-Oklahoma the beginning of the end? Missouri coach Gary Pinkel says it’s “naive” to think about saving the Big 12. Continue reading →

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Sep 19

Conferencepocalypse: Calm before the storm

Things fall apart, the center cannot hold / Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.
— W.B. Yeats


Yeah, it’s like this, only a thousand times worse.

To all of you who stumbled here after reading my column in the Des Moines Register: Hi. Take a look around. Main site link is under the title picture.

Stuff is going to happen today. The board of regents for the state University of Oklahoma and the University of Texas board of regents both have “conference alignment” on their agendas. The Austin American-Statesman says a Pac-16 format is already being hammered out. See also this story from the Register about ISU and the Big East.

I’m a pessimist at heart, and with everything I’ve read about this situation, it’s hard not to be. Unless the University of Iowa has a change of heart and tells the Big Ten “He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother,” Iowa State is at serious risk of being swallowed up by the shifting tectonic plates of the college sports world. As someone who bleeds cardinal and gold (see bottom), it’s hard to think positive after repeatedly reading stuff like this:

Unfortunately, a few others like Iowa State and Baylor will be looking for someone to take them into the fold and may find that the WAC, MWC, or Conference USA will be their only options. Continue reading →

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