Mar 22

A is for Ayrshire

This is the 20th anniversary of my first multi-day trip to photograph Iowa highway signs. I spent the first half of spring break cooped up to pump out an important class paper, then set out amid gray skies and brown ground. Because of the Second Great Decommissioning, many photos I took on this trip cannot be reproduced today. I have revisited many locations, but the signs are gone.

Mostly in 2016-17, but not wrapping up until recently, I posted a series of photos of closed Iowa schools. I went with one per county, in reverse alphabetical order, because that’s a particular idiom of mine. (Who are you calling an idiom? — Ed.) I cheated with Zero and Quarry, but here’s the rest:

Yarmouth, Exira (demolished), Wyman, Vincent (demolished), Ute, Thornton (demolished), Swan, Rake (demolished), Pilot Mound, Otranto, Numa, Moneta, Lovilia, Kellogg, Jamaica, Irwin, Hamburg, Gladbrook (demolished), Fenton, Eldora (demolished), (bonus Elma [demolished]), Dumont, Coburg, and Beaver.

Now, we end where it began. Sort of.


March 21, 2003/September 10, 1919: “The town of Ayrshire is putting itself on the map. A consolidated school building is to be built and they are thinking seriously of having an electric light plant in the town. The little burg also boasts of a resident lawyer and a dentist.” — Spencer Reporter

The IA 314 page has a collection of photos of the Ayrshire school building as it was in 2003 and 2016. To quote myself from the page, this stop made me realize that there were far more towns in Iowa with old schools than I was aware of. It also made me think that someone needs to be taking photos of them for history, and I could be that person, or at least one of them.

Since 2003, Dave and Barb Else have done a book on this. I’m sure the two guys from Nebraska have multiple school photos on their related Facebook pages. The Forgotten Iowa Facebook page went inside the Ayrshire building and extensively documented it. Note that the name over the doors is Silver Lake Township.

I have also turned this interest into a timeline of Iowa school changes, consolidations, and closures. A significant batch of information was released in a series of blog posts in 2021, originally working backward: 1960-65, 1960s multi-high-school rural districts1966-671968-70 with compilations, 1971-74, 1975-79, 1980-84, 1985-89, 1990s21st century, and information gleaned from Iowa Department of Education building databases. I’ve put in many more updates since, traceable via the Schools category, and there could be a School History category in the future, although it might take a while.

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Mar 20

RAGBRAI L: Count-up to 50

In a change from January, the RAGBRAI L route announced March 13 does not have a total of 50 communities. A RAGBRAI staffer posted online on March 15 that road construction and bridge issues have affected plans, and that the century loop and gravel routes have not been announced yet.

There’s also this Storm Lake Times Pilot story that says Alta, which got its first-ever visit from RAGBRAI in 2021, did not want the ride to go through. (I hope that’s not a trend.) No Alta meant no Aurelia.

Is it possible to find 50 communities along the route as published in mid-March? Let’s find out.

  • From the official statewide map, we start with nine overnight cities (Tama and Toledo should be counted as two), seven meeting towns, and 23 pass-through towns. That’s 39 communities.
  • Three incorporated cities are directly on the route but don’t have stars on the map, and should be counted as pass-through: Lakeside, just south of Storm Lake; Berkley, on E57 east of Rippey, a first-timer; and Lambs Grove, Newton’s largest suburb. 42.
    • The map shows Camp Cardinal Boulevard and US 6 in the Coralville area, so University Heights is not eligible.
  • There are two unincorporated towns on IA 22 that are not listed: Fairport and Montpelier. 44.
  • Add a minimum of three Amanas: West, High, and Middle. 47.
    • Based on existing information, Homestead is an edge case. Our best precedent is 1976, whose map solidly included Homestead between Main Amana and Oxford. If there’s any departure from the US 151/6 route it’s in for sure.

Now it’s time for some fudge (factors), with maybe a teensy dash of Tama County bias.

  • The ride follows R38 between Ames and Slater. The town of Kelley is just off R38, on E57, but it’s very close, the city limits touch R38, and R Place Pub and Pizza is at the intersection. 48.
  • The ride follows T47 and then E49, skimming the southeast corner of Montour. It’s going to be 25 miles from Grinnell to Tama without a stopping spot otherwise, so I wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of riders take an unauthorized(?) hill into town in search of services. 49.
  • Finally, directly on the route, with validation from the state map, here’s No. 50: Haven. It’s a map dot on E64 southeast of Tama that has a church and a restored one-room school. That’s more than Six Mile had in 2021 or Wichita in 2006.

So by my count, we have 48 place-names for sure, including eight unincorporated, and at least two more with decent to strong arguments. RAGBRAI L can claim 50-for-50 after all, and depending on the loops, even have a bonus or two. That could change depending on what shows up in the upcoming months.

The map will be analyzed in a future post.

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Mar 17

Sioux City to tear down Crescent Park school

Sioux City’s Crescent Park Elementary School, which from a certain point of view closed twice, will be demolished by the end of the year, the Sioux City Journal reported last month.

A final public walkthrough of the building was held in February, and KTIV has video. KMEG has some exterior footage (but, like all Sinclair websites, doesn’t work in Safari for some reason).

The materials around and in the building say Hunt Elementary because Sioux City has been doing an interesting little dance with its old schools as it constructs new ones. The Crescent Park school originally closed in 2016 when students from it and two other elementaries were combined into Perry Creek Elementary, the Journal said in October. (See also this KCAU story from May 2016.) Then it hosted Bryant Elementary, and then Hunt Elementary, students while replacements of those buildings were underway.

The February Journal article said Crescent Park, built in 1920, was “by far the oldest school building in the district.” This is a significant change from the turn of the 21st Century, when Sioux City had multiple active buildings from the end of the 19th Century.

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Mar 15

How, and how not, to predict a basketball season

Here is a “best practices” guide for preparing for a casual interview with a coach about an upcoming basketball season.

  • OMG I can’t watch: “Coach, tell me about this year’s team.”
  • Shooting for .500: “Coach, what are you looking forward to this year?”
  • Bye in the Big 12 tournament/maybe NCAAs: “I think this could be a decent team.”
  • NCAAs for sure: “I think we have an NCAA Tournament level team.”
  • Big 12 semis/Sweet 16 is a floor: “I think this can be a really good team.”
  • Big 12 champ game/Sky’s the limit: “I think this could be a really special team.”

What you do not under any circumstance let escape your lips, especially in October, and especially especially because Iowa State fandom is about meditation on the existence of suffering: “This is a Final Four, national championship caliber basketball team.”

When I heard Chris Williams say that about the 2022-23 Cyclone women’s basketball team I screamed JINX JINX JINX into the crisp fall air on the trail and probably scared a squirrel.

The Iowa State women missed out on a regular-season Big 12 championship, but defeated Baylor, Oklahoma, and Texas to win the last Big 12 women’s tournament at Municipal Auditorium. Postgame video here. (The Kansas City Star says the tournament will move a week earlier to the other arena in KC, and will also be on nonconsecutive days due to BYU entering the Big 12.)

The Cyclones missed out on hosting NCAA tournament games and instead will be playing Dayton in Knoxville, Tennessee. A potential second-round matchup exists against a team Iowa State has never played: the Lady Volunteers. A potential second-round matchup in 2009 was thwarted when the defending national champion Lady Vols were upset in the first round for the first time.

To the Orange Palace of Doom it is. Go Cyclones. (And go Cyclone men, who play on a completely different day this time.)

PS: Everyone involved in scheduling the Oscars on Selection Sunday should be fired.

PPS: They should go back to giving the women’s tournament its own selection night on Monday.

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Mar 13

B is for Beaver


April 17, 2016: “Tuesday last the contract was let for the new school house in Beaver. D.C. Ferrell of Omaha got the contract for $40,740.00, M.J. Madison got the contract for plumbing for $700.” — Grand Junction Globe, February 26, 1920

The Beaver school is a bit like Brigadoon: You can only see it at certain times. When the trees are in leaf, it’s hard to see the abandoned building on 2nd Street.

A history of the Beaver school district was presented at the school’s last assembly. That history, compiled by Archie Sparks of the Boone County Historical Society, and printed in the January 9, 1969, Globe-Free Press, is where the following information comes from.

The Beaver school building opened in fall 1921. The last high school class was in 1946, and the last eighth-grade class was in 1962. Beaver was attached to the Ogden school district in 1966, as one of the mandatory assignments at the K-12 deadline.

“The Ogden Schools used the Beaver brick building for fifth and sixth grade classes until December 19, 1968, when these classes were transferred to the old junior high school building at Ogden, and the new high school building at Ogden was occupied.”

The Beaver school was a school for 47½ years. It’s been not-a-school for 55.

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Mar 10

North Tama bond issue fails by six votes

Based on my research, the core school building in Traer is likely among the 50 oldest in use in Iowa. Following Tuesday’s failed bond referendum, it’s going to be that way for a while longer.

A $14.25 million bond issue for new construction, the first step toward replacing the 1917-18 building, missed clearing a supermajority by six votes, the North Tama Telegraph reports. A separate levy vote also failed. The breakdown by area shows that the southern part of the district opposed it the most.

The North Tama board started this process nearly two years ago. It went through a lot of effort on this referendum, combing through a boatload of plans and repeatedly stressing that the “do nothing” option would still be $13 million. (Keep in mind, that’s in 2022 dollars.) A significant amount of that is compliance with the Americans With Disabilities Act, which is what happens when 1990 and later standards get imposed on 1917-18, 1955-56, and 1964 facilities.

The NT bond failure margin beats out HMS’s bond failure in 2017 (seven votes), which succeeded on its fourth try. I hope the school district doesn’t have to start its plans from scratch, but the whole public process has to be redone. Due to a quirk in the calendar, September is out as the month for the next attempt.

Given that this was the first step in what could be/could have been a multi-decade multi-bond process, those six votes loom large in North Tama’s future. The last entry about the school in Traer’s sesquicentennial book will be another mention of a failed bond issue.

Benton Community’s bond issue on Tuesday, which would have built an elementary in Van Horne and closed Keystone and Norway, got a supermajority in the wrong direction, 64%-36% against.

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Mar 08

A floating museum with screen time

Monday’s episode of “Quantum Leap” was set in 1989 aboard what the script and visual effects intend to be the USS Montana, BB-77. According to the US Navy’s battleships page, that vessel doesn’t exist, although Wikipedia says that “Montana-class battleships” reached the design stage.

Due to a few seconds of video that technically creates a continuity error, I can tell that at least some of the action was filmed on a real battleship, one that just so happens to be docked in Los Angeles.

That’s BB-61, the Battleship of Presidents, the USS Iowa.

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Mar 06

C is for Coburg


September 17, 2014: The addition to the Coburg school in southern Montgomery County was used for less than 15 years (1956-57 to 1968-69). This is what’s visible of what’s left; the original school was demolished in 1979.

The Coburg and Essex school districts really wanted to get together. However, the consolidation (Es-Co? Cossex?) wasn’t meant to be.

The plan began in late 1957, only to be rejected by county boards of education in early 1958. At the time, each county had a board and every reorganization required approval from the counties involved.

Another attempt came months later, and from the news story below, you can tell it’s a big deal.

Joint meeting Page, Mont’y school boards
ESSEX — A free baby sitting service has been offered parents who plan to attend the Coburg-Essex school reorganization hearing this Saturday afternoon, June 21, at Clarinda.
Offering the service are three Essex girls, Karla Hummel, Berna Franks and Dorothy Dukeshier.
The girls will take care of the children in the town park from 11:30 a.m. until the parents return from the hearing. In case of bad weather they will take the children to the school.
All stores will close at noon for the hearing, which starts at 1:30 in the court room. A caravan to Clarinda is planned from here.
Red Oak Express, June 19, 1958

This proposal passed the county boards, only to get struck down by the state when bordering districts objected. This began a multi-year process of appeals, reversals, and re-petitioning that did not end until the middle of 1963.

In 1960, during that long litigation process, Coburg shut down its high school. Its last graduating classes had 7, 9, and 11 students each. That same year, the Red Oak Community School District was formed.

The final step came involuntarily. A vote to consolidate Red Oak, Coburg, and Stennett (a district centered on IA 48 between Red Oak and Elliott) overwhelmingly lost in Feburary 1967. Stennett had objected to the plan for a seven-member school board that had five director districts and two at-large members with all voters voting on all seats, preferring seven director districts where only those in each district voted for their candidates.

In July, Montgomery County assigned the lion’s share of the latter two non-high-school districts, along with West Township No. 9 in the far southwest corner of the county, to Red Oak. Coburg would host grades K-4 and 8, Stennett 7. This allowed for demolition of Red Oak Junior High (1898) in October. The reorganization is not in the state’s post-1965 timeline. Stennett’s objection had only prolonged the situation; in the September 1967 Red Oak school board election, voting was not restricted by director district.

The Red Oak school district closed the Coburg and Stennett buildings in 1969, and followed that with Wales a year later. The Wales-Lincoln (Township) building remains, where M47 intersects 130th Street in far northwest Montgomery County.

Nothing remains of Stennett, an extinct map dot east of IA 48 where H20 goes gravel at 145th Street and the East Nishnabotna River. The gymnasium, built in 1952-53 and dedicated with a time capsule, went up in flames in May 2000. Aerial photos show that what remained was left untouched until the main school’s roof collapsed in 2009-10 and then it all was turned to rubble.

Information for this blog post comes from Red Oak Express archives.

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Mar 03

Virtual radio, virtual article

Eagle Grove has a new radio station. Sort of.

“Eagle Grove Classic Hits” is an online-only radio station (link here). Its music collection is “classic rock, classic country, and oldies”, according to a story at the Eagle Grove Eagle.

But this isn’t an ordinary small-town newspaper article, according to the editor’s note. You see, the newspaper’s editor is also the founder of the radio station. “I found it pretty hard to interview myself,” he wrote, so he let ChatGPT write the article and he edited it.

My profession is endangered enough as it is. If artificial intelligence is writing the stories as well, it’s only a matter of time before we’re overwhelmed with pro-AI propaganda.

… as soon as we started thinking for you, it really became our civilization

(Wearing latex in the Matrix isn’t going to be as sweaty and smelly as in the real world, right?)

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Mar 01

Woodbury County exit takes another step

A new exit on I-29 about halfway between Sergeant Bluff and Salix is in progress, but construction is a ways off.

KTIV reports the Woodbury County supervisors Tuesday approved money to build the “Southbridge Interchange”. According to a KTIV story from September, it will cost $25 million.

The Federal Highway Administration’s “Finding of No Significant Impact” PDF shows a diagram of the exit (p.8). It will be built between mile markers 138 and 139, just south of 235th Street.

This isn’t the first exit in the area to be built after initial construction of I-29. The Port Neal exit northwest of Salix opened September 11, 1970, according to a 1982 map detailing interstate openings.

Construction is not in the five-year plan. First up on I-29 in Woodbury County is replacing the IA 141 bridge over the interstate at Sloan. Also, the northbound rest area south of Sergeant Bluff will be removed. The southbound rest area was recommended for closure in the DOT’s 2020 plan, but it is of much newer construction.

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