*April Fool. Very, very April Fool.
If you’ve never heard of Zip Rizzo, voice of Marcus-Meriden-Cleghorn-Leghorn athletics, start probably about 15-20 minutes into the first hour of yesterday’s Murph & Andy Show on KXNO-AM. At least the radio guy who is totally not Chris Hassel got the mascot right.
(Oh man, it really IS the offseason. Only five and a half months until football.)