Nov 24

A brief from the Fashion Police

The blog graciously allocates some space for a public service. — Ed.

Attention shoppers,

On this, the holiest day of American capitalism, we must alert you to a holey plague that has gone on for a year at least, with no signs of slowing down.

Something needs to be done about the epidemic of holey pants. These atrocities often come under the guise of “distressed”, but take them for what they are: Signs of a lack of sense, or perhaps surrender. Remember grunge? How did that turn out for everyone?

No one naturally rips their jeans this way. No one should voluntarily expose their knees and legs to potential damage in this manner. Is this how you want to be presented to your children and grandchildren years hence? They’re already making fun of us in the future!

Please, for your country’s future and your own, do not purchase intentionally damaged goods, especially in the mid-two-figures range or more. The perpetrators, foreign or domestic, must be brought to justice. With your help, we can end this blight.

Then we’ll redirect our attention to the flat-billed caps and blouses with holes in the shoulders.

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Nov 22

Grand Junction overpass finished

US 30 on the east side of Grand Junction opened a week ago (via Greene County News Online).

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Nov 21

Short life for ’90s country station

Remember how excited I was that I found a radio station playing real country music that isn’t on the airwaves anymore?

Well, that was short-lived. The changeover happened while I was on vacation.

iHeartMedia has flipped Classic Country 1360 KMJM Cedar Rapids IA to Adult Standards “Leo 1360“.

Now it’s an oldies station, tilting toward the old end of the oldies. I’ve heard Frank Sinatra twice.

While on the subject of Iowa radio, I also wanted to ask, what happened to the BBRE on KXEL? Turns out he left, but the only way I found that out was on a message board.

Also also, KDAT (104.5) started Christmas music on Thursday and KMYR (104.1) started Friday. Nowadays, that counts as restraint.

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Nov 20

Des Moines wants a big-city trait

Des Moines doesn’t charge for parking in the ramps or on the streets on weekends, which was a benefit for me. But part of that is going to change.

Tonight, the Des Moines City Council will have the first of three readings on an ordinance that will make Saturday just another day of the week as far as meter enforcement is concerned. See also this Register story. The rates will not change in 2018.

There’s also an item in the council budget “to permit the sale of a portion of Southridge Mall for a multiple-family housing project” which is interesting; I presume it’s about the undeveloped space to the south. The movie theater to the southeast (and the Younkers) would preclude anything abutting the mall, I presume. The paperwork for that item mentions “sidewalk connections to Southridge Mall and DMACC” and DMACC is in the southwest corner of the mall that used to be J.C. Penney. The Sears on the east side closed in August 2016.

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Nov 17

New Sabula bridge opens today


September 27, 2015: My last trip across the Savanna-Sabula Bridge, before any major construction began on its replacement.

A ribbon cutting for the new US 52/IA 64 bridge over the Mississippi River, officially known as the Dale Gardner Veterans Memorial Bridge, will be at 1 PM today. That’s from saukvalley.com; there was nothing about it on the Iowa DOT’s news page.

This is the third Iowa border bridge to have “Veterans Memorial” in its name, and the first on the east side. That table will be updated once demolition of the old bridge is known.

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Nov 16

Two diverging diamond exits proposed for Linn County

The six-lane I-380 through Cedar Rapids begins/ends at the Blairs Ferry Road exit, which is partially integrated into the IA 100 volleyball interchange. However, with growth in Hiawatha, that is not sufficient for the northern part of the metro area.

A DOT meeting tonight in Hiawatha is “to evaluate improvement alternatives” for I-380 between IA 100 and County Road E34 (County Home Road). (Direct link to project statement PDF) However, the project display (PDF) goes a step further, showing three diverging diamond interchange concepts for the Boyson Road exit and then a diverging diamond and regular diamond for a new exit at Tower Terrace Road. The latter is at the tail end of the current five-year plan (2022) but expanding the mainline to six lanes would not happen until after that.

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Nov 15

Accident report site has a typo

The Iowa State Patrol has a website that includes two weeks’ worth of official crash reports statewide. The site can be searched by date, type of accident, or county. There’s a map on the main page that shows how patrol districts are divided up, but there’s one thing amiss: Oelwein is misspelled.

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Nov 14

Gravity, and defiance of it

Iowa State dug deep into the depth chart for a quarterback in a game no one outside the locker room thought was winnable. It was 1992, 25 years ago to the day. Iowa State 19, Nebraska 10.

But in the big picture, nothing changed.

Iowa State faced a top-five opponent, upended the postseason race with a 7-point victory, and became bowl eligible. It was 2011, six years ago this Saturday. Iowa State 38, Oklahoma State 31 (2OT).

But in the big picture, nothing changed.

This year, Iowa State dug deep into the depth chart for a quarterback in a game no one outside the locker room thought was winnable. Iowa State faced a top-five opponent, upended the postseason race with a 7-point victory, and became bowl eligible.

But in the big picture…what will change?

Since the end of World War II, Iowa State has finished with a winning record in conference seven times, and 4-4 four times. (If ties still existed, 2005 would have been 4-1-3.) Since December 29, 1978 — three weeks after Hayden Fry was hired at Iowa and two weeks before Earle Bruce left Iowa State — ISU has finished with five conference wins precisely once (2000). That encompasses coach Matt Campbell’s lifetime as well as mine.

Iowa State has never won six conference games in a season. That just was not going to happen when there were only six or seven conference games total, and two of them were Nebraska and Oklahoma. But as the number of conference games grew, ISU’s number of wins didn’t. Comparatively, Fry’s Hawkeyes won six or more conference games five times in seven years (1981-87) and Kirk Ferentz has done it five times this century, including the past two years.

When Campbell said “BS programs care about 6-and-6” I winced, because Iowa State fans do care about 6-6. Phrasing like that is an open invitation for karma to run over a coach’s dogma. Deadspin’s preseason feature about Iowa State aspiring to maintain mediocrity wasn’t wrong, nor was Cyclone Fanatic’s Kirk Haaland writing later on about ISU fans’ learned helplessness (my description not his). As a Cyclone fan, I can not — for sanity’s sake, I must not — believe until the clock hits all zeroes. With the existence of overtime, not even that may be enough. It will take a long period of Iowa State not losing games in the most Iowa State ways possible for that to change.

This October, ISU went 4-0. Campbell tripled ISU’s all-time victories over top-five teams, doubled all-time victories over ranked teams as a ranked team, and doubled victories over Oklahoma in the past half-century. (And by “doubled” I mean “went from 1 to 2.” Details, details.)

I don’t like it when the Cyclones wear gray outfits. I don’t like Campbell’s disinclination for the color gold (he always wears black coats and hats; home outfits were red/red/red except for the Iowa and Texas games). I don’t like the obsession with social media, and I have mixed feelings at best about the “ketchup Bugle” logo. The only non-field-performance change I unreservedly agree with is the midseason replacement of “Sweet Caroline” with “Won’t Back Down” before the fourth quarter (PLEASE DON’T CHANGE IT BACK).

But on the field, I can’t dispute he got results this year. There are two regular-season games left, both eminently winnable. If Campbell’s Cyclones go 8-4 in his second season, the bowl game no one expected at late as Oct. 1 will be gravy.

And all ISU fans can be thankful Campbell isn’t P.J. Fleck … although Mr. Row The Boat just sent Nebraska up the creek without a paddle.

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Nov 13

Two longform explorations of Iowa locations

FiveThirtyEight looks at Howard County, the county in the nation with the largest presidential election swing, going from an Obama landslide to a Trump landslide. Howard County is on the edge/just outside of the Driftless Area, a region of the country that swung hard overall in 2016.

The New Yorker, meanwhile, went to the other side of the state and looked at Orange City. That area of northwest Iowa is the only one that has managed to stave off the continued population decline of rural areas, as noted in my looks at school enrollment and the peak population decade for each county.

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Nov 10

Non-conference basketball: Why bother?

It’s the first day of basketball season.

December 17 will be the sixth time that Iowa State, Iowa, UNI, and Drake will play in Des Moines as part of the Big Four Hy-Vee Classic. (Nope, can’t have anything not corporate in the name, no siree.) Each of the first two teams plays one of the last two on a rotating basis. The event exists because Iowa State and Iowa didn’t want to keep doing home-and-homes with two teams from the Missouri Valley conference. (That conference just happens to be the most powerful of the non-power conferences, but I digress.)

Scheduling in men’s basketball is a different animal than football because there are more games. There are fewer non-conference slots available than there used to be, but still plenty. There are many examples of power-conference teams doing home-and-home series with local teams; Nebraska and Creighton will play for the 41st straight season next month. On the other hand, some do hold out, and the most notable exception is Kansas refusing to schedule Wichita State. (The Shockers, BTW, are a preseason top-10 team.)

But what, exactly, was the problem with going to UNI and Drake? The games are very short bus rides, the opposing team’s arena is half-full of your fans, and it counts as a true road game for RPI purposes. Just because Fran McCaffery can’t control his temper isn’t a reason to take your ball and go home.

The best possible explanation — not playing UNI and Drake each season frees up a slot for higher-caliber opponents — doesn’t hold up on the merits. Iowa State will be playing two directional Illinois teams and two HBCUs. Iowa will play three HBCUs (two officially as part of the Cayman Islands Classic, but in Iowa City). ISU and Iowa both open with a power-conference opponent and play one more in a conference challenge — and each other. There’s no reason that Iowa and ISU should both play Northern Illinois and not Northern Iowa — other than, of course, losing out on home-court lucre THEY SKEERED.

As for that opening power-conference opponent, suddenly that Missouri Tigers team is looking more ferocious for Iowa State. This is the second time in three years ISU will play a Big Eight/Big 12 turncoat, and my feelings about that have already been made known.

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