May 18

GPSs: Threat or menace?

You’d think there would be some code in GPSs and online direction programs like Apple/Google Maps to override a “shortest possible” path to stay on a highway, or at least a gravel road. All roads aren’t equal, even when they look the same on the phone (ugh). In Los Angeles, Waze treated a steep city street as a functional detour for getting off the freeway.

Now, in Iowa, people are being directed onto a dirt road, KWWL reports. In fact, the word “road” is generous.

I have to argue with the GPS occasionally (current signature in the corner of this blog notwithstanding) because I want to stay on the signed road or just because I know what I’m doing. Take, for example, Google’s suggestion for going between Greenfield and Centerville. Looking at a paper map or atlas, the obvious route is IA 25, US 34, IA 14, and IA 2, but Google hits up some county roads on either end.

If I, the roadgeek, have this issue, what does that mean for the less geographically inclined? Should we treat this as a precursor of the eventual robot uprising? (As one of the remaining map-reading life-forms I’d be useful. Or a target for extermination. One of the two.)

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May 17

Mallard school’s goose is cooked


October 3, 2016

The inevitable finally happened: West Bend-Mallard announced in January that Mallard Elementary will be closed after the 2018-19 school year. Story: KICD. (I missed this when it happened because I was waiting for the Emmetsburg News to cover it, and never saw.) The West Bend-Mallard school board minutes from January 9 are terse.

It’s been a slow-motion wait for the inevitable. West Bend-Mallard first explored closing the building in 2014, but ultimately put off the decision for re-evaluation after certified enrollment dropped below 300. That happened this year. During that time, an addition was planned and put under construction at West Bend.

With a year’s advance notice, Mallard joins the North Winneshiek building as a school that won’t make it out of the decade alive.

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May 16

Cedar Rapids annexes the rest of Business 151


May 31, 2017: Behind the camera is some land inside Cedar Rapids’ city limits. With a recently approved annexation, the city will pick up again in the middle of the Williams Boulevard bridges over US 30.

For a few years now, there’s been a sign off Williams Boulevard coming into Cedar Rapids that says “Future Home of Church.” That’s finally going to move forward with an annexation by the city, the Gazette reports. The City Development Board had it on last week’s agenda.

The annexation, though small, is geographically significant. It’s bringing more of Williams Boulevard, and all of Business US 151, aka IA 922, inside the city limits. Curiously, the area (page 31 of this very large PDF) does not include the entire almost-enclave down to West Post Road, which would seem the obvious move, but only reaches the westbound lanes of US 30 despite a portion southwest of the DOT right-of-way already belonging to the city. It looks rather silly.

This small section of road has been classified as rural but that’s going to change with this annexation. Already, with the opening of a new clinic on Williams, a third stoplight has popped up between 30 and Edgewood Road. Soon, the CR city limit sign will move to the interchange, or maybe even Stoney Point Road, where the line stops dancing around and it’s time to enter Fairfax. (Link goes to the three-district Linn County supervisors map effective in the fall election, which is its own story.)

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May 15

Notes on 2019-23 DOT program

The DOT released its newest five-year plan (large PDF) last week (stories: GazetteRegister) and the completion of two decade-long projects is in sight. Others have slight tweaks to their schedules or funding is being shifted around a bit in fiscal years.

  • Three places on I-80 have more complicated entries than usual, implying that they could or will be upgraded to six lanes: US 169 to R16, the Skunk River area, around the IA 146 exit, Iowa City to West Branch, and the Cedar River to the Durant exit. Those are set for scattered years.
  • A similar thing appears for I-35 north of IA 92, but if recent work is an indication, that may be done as “grade for six, stripe for four”. I-35 through the IA 160 interchange to the new north Ankeny exit, though, that for sure is getting six-laned in 2020. Then there’s some work scheduled in 2023 between Ankeny and IA 210 that would lead to six-laning that in 2024 or 2025.
  • The Sioux City I-29 project will be finished in 2020.
  • The Council Bluffs interstate project looks like it would be done in 2022. As of last August, construction on the last major portion, the I-29/I-480 interchange that also involves frontage roads and supplementary ramps, was set to start in 2020.
  • Replacing those two will be the complete reconstruction of the I-80/I-380 interchange and another, larger, deeper reconfiguration of the Northeast Mixmaster starting in 2022.
  • The I-74 bridge is so far along it’s only programmed for three years! As hard as it is to believe, it’s actually happening!
  • On US 30, the four-laning in Tama County will be done in 2020, the IA 21 interchange in 2021, and the four-laning in Benton County in 2023. (Not soon enough! — Ed.) Unrelated but nearby, the big artificial hill created for US 218 to pass over the Milwaukee Railroad tracks abandoned in the 1980s will be shaved down in 2023 — five years after an elevation change just to the south when the Youngville interchange opens.
  • Also in Benton County, the IA 150/363 intersection, which I thought was going to have its curve eliminated in the immediate future, won’t be rebuilt until 2022.
  • Elsewhere on 30, at least one interchange is going to be built between I-35 and Nevada (2023), and the Mount Vernon-Lisbon bypass will be finished next year. Semi-notably, there’s nothing scheduled for 30 in Cedar County.
  • Except for the Swiss Valley Road interchange in Dubuque County that will also modify the curve (2020), there’s no major work scheduled on US 20 — and that’s a good thing because it will be DONE!
  • Meanwhile, the other major uncompleted four-lane corridor, US 61 in southeast Iowa, is planned for three stages working northward and may not be finished until 2030. The stages are, roughly, north side of Burlington to Mediapolis (2021, with clearing started this year), Mediapolis to IA 78 with bypass of the former and interchange at the latter (2024, based on a two-year delay after grading), and IA 78 to Grandview with Wapello bypass (not yet scheduled).
  • I-380 will get a Forevergreen Road exit next year and a Tower Terrace Road exit in 2022.
  • Finally, a surprise addition to Tama County, though not necessarily unexpected given a similar project north of Toledo this year: The shoulders on US 63 between Traer and Hudson will be half-paved in 2020. I’m still not sold on this concept, but it at least moves the point where asphalt can have a noticeable drop to gravel.
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May 14

Sabula overflow bridge closed longer

Those 3 1/2 months the new US 52 Mississippi River bridge was open are going to have to last a while, because construction nearby is getting worse.

KWQC reports that because of drilling issues on replacement of the overflow bridge, travelers won’t be able to go between Savanna and Sabula until November Labor Day. As I noted in March, the initial expectation was Memorial Day, but we’re two weeks out from that and there’s no bridge.

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May 11

Petitioners want school separate from Davenport

Davenport was the only school district in Iowa to add a high school in a nearly 40-year span. But if some petitioners have their way, WQAD reports, a significant portion of the district would be severed entirely.

Blue Grass, Buffalo, and Walcott line the west side of the district, and all send their kids to Davenport West High School, which is in the city about halfway between I-280 and Business US 61 (old 61). Those towns, especially Blue Grass, have benefited from exurban growth, and now some residents would like to set up the West Scott School District. Enrollment-wise, 1500 students as reported in the story would put it West Scott in the neighborhood of South Tama or Charles City. But that’s only about a tenth of Davenport’s total enrollment. A split would knock Davenport down from the third-largest district in the state to… the fifth-largest in the state.

This would be unprecedented in the modern Iowa school era — in the complete opposite way of the petition-driven attempt to dissolve Gladbrook-Reinbeck. Iowa Code has plenty to say about consolidation and dissolution, but as far as I can see, nothing about a divorce within an existing district. There is some stuff about changing boundaries, but it assumes the existence of an adjoining district, not a new one.

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May 10

But I don’t have anywhere to put one

Sioux City JournalWoman makes tables shaped like states

So far, Sturgis has made maps in the shape of the United States, Iowa, South Dakota, Nebraska and Wisconsin. Which states she makes depends on which states customers order.

Iowa’s state shape lends itself very well to the table idea (though not as well as South Dakota). This could be extended to mirrors or even waffle irons.

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May 09

Cultural appropriation of the worst kind

Jokes made at Huskers’ expense at I-Club event featuring Hawkeye coaches (Omaha World-Herald)

Cornhusker jokes are supposed to be Cyclone fans’ turf, dangit. But on the other hand, if there is one thing Iowa and Iowa State fans can agree on… We both hate the Huskers!

This was the only version I found on YouTube. I went to see “Utopia” at the end of 2012, and the version specific to Conferencepocalypse was hilarious.

Post idea via tweet from Mike Hlas, who said “It’s May.” Yes, May is a good month to tell Nebraska jokes. So are July, January, September, April, November, October, March, June, December, August, and February.

(Calendar reference.)

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May 08

Plainfield school will close

A crude metric for your place in the school ecosystem is as follows: If your district has been losing about 10 students every year for a decade, is it a rounding error, something to monitor carefully and attempt to remedy, or a cause for deep concern if not outright panic?

For too many districts in Iowa, it’s door number three. Plainfield will lose its school at the end of the month, reports the New Hampton Tribune/Nashua Reporter. Grades 4-6 will go to the elementary or junior high/high school buildings that are next to each other in Nashua.


Certified enrollment. Note Y-axis starts at 500.

Since 2000, Nashua-Plainfield’s plunge has been uncannily similar to Gladbrook-Reinbeck’s. They each had a certified enrollment around 850 in 2000, and today sit at 613 and 585, respectively. And we know what happened in Gladbrook.

The murmurs about Plainfield began in March and once you get to that stage it’s nearly impossible to get a reversal in course. It’s only happened once that I’m aware of, in Crescent.

I realize that the opening is something of a trick question because any school that loses 10 students loses about $66,640, which will cover a teacher’s salary. But only one-fifth of school boards in Iowa aren’t metaphorically up at night worrying about this to some extent.

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May 07

#goals

It’s nice work if you can get it.

occupationprincess

(I can dream, can’t I?)

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