Jan 02

License Plate Letters — JAJ

Iowa entered the J series of license plates before 2019 ended. Of course, it was a blackout plate, because as this early December story from the Marshalltown Times-Republican shows, a lot of Iowans really, really, really hate the standard license plate design.

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Jan 01

Imperial March of the Fates

I haven’t seen Episode IX yet — I’ve been waiting to get around to it until Rian Johnson was impeached for his high crimes and misdemeanors, or after today, whichever came first — but when I heard this happened, I may also have squeed a bit.

And then I found this “epic orchestration” that took the overlay of “Duel” with “Imperial March” and extended it out. (The YouTube user appears to do a lot of these.) WOW. And not because the clarinet has a solo. Well, not just.

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Dec 31

Sorry, kid

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It was 1995, and I was a dork. Now it is not 1995, and I am still a dork. (There was no college football championship at the time, and Iowa State certainly wasn’t doing anything bowl-worthy, so I took my best shot.)

I have a couple different fears now, but that’s not to say the old ones are gone.

Sometimes I think about how to reconcile who I think I am now with the person I thought I was. It can be very difficult.

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Dec 30

The decade in Iowa roads: Four-lane completions with a WTF cherry on top


November 4, 2019: From the Lincoln Highway in 2011 to the Jefferson Highway in 2019, Iowa’s scenic and historic byways received a more uniform, more visible signing scheme in the 2010s.

Since the Second Great Decommissioning and completion of four-lane corridors that had been planned out in some form since the late 1960s, the Iowa highway system on paper was between mostly dormant and low-level active for the 2010s. These changes do not cover the massive interstate projects in Council Bluffs and Sioux City, which totally reshaped how traffic gets through but did little map-wise.

  • US 20 was completed to four lanes across Iowa six decades after proposals for its existence came alive. It opened in three segments: US 169 to Moorland, Moorland to Early, and Early to Moville, joining concrete that had been there since 1958.
  • That caused the first reroute for US 71 since the Storm Lake bypass, the death of IA 196, and the creation of the highest-signed 400-series number in Iowa, 471. (I’d have preferred it as an extension of IA 39.) Three other numbers — 98, 152, and 370 — also vanished from the state map.
  • New border bridges opened for US 275/IA 92, US 34, and US 52/IA 64, and IA 86 at the IA/MN line was tweaked.
  • Three routes were moved to existing roads around cities: US 6 to avoid Broadway in Council Bluffs (but I think it should be totally flipped with US 275 in Omaha), IA 92 around Muscatine, and US 61 around Davenport. The latter led to a complete four-lane corridor for the route from Dubuque to Grandview after a short four-lane segment in Louisa County opened.
  • The US 61 Fort Madison bypass opened, causing IA 2‘s east end to move from the Mississippi River rail bridge to the west side of the city and also creating a continuous four-lane 61 from the north side of Keokuk to Burlington.
  • IA 100 was extended around the northwest side of Cedar Rapids.
  • From January 2010 to July 2019, there were 11 endpoints moved (including IA 100’s west end twice), two new endpoints created, two secret routes deleted (IA 926, aka Business US 169 in Fort Dodge; IA 934, University Avenue in Cedar Falls-Waterloo), and two secret routes created (IA 461, Business US 61 through Davenport; IA 906, that part of US 6 on Kanesville Boulevard east of Broadway that wasn’t turned over to Council Bluffs).

And then we got the out-of-nowhere shock to the system: The eastern half of I-680, between I-29 and I-80, was renumbered I-880. Some people may point to this as a case of state governments adapting to global warming, because this was precipitated by an unusual “bomb cyclone” that left vast areas of the Missouri River floodplain under water at a time of year it should not have been.

I, however, just want to hate it because I believe it is both unnecessary and the wrong type of number to assign. I-880 by itself doesn’t form a loop or partial loop, and/so it should have been numbered I-329, I-180, or I-580 (to avoid confusion with the nearby-ish I-180 in Lincoln). An odd-first-digit route can still have both ends at another interstate; see I-155 in Illinois and I-196 in Michigan.

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Dec 27

The matchup I thought would never happen

October 11, 2015: Notre Dame’s stadium expansion includes academic facilities and its first video boards.

I wrote before on this blog that Iowa State would never play Notre Dame in football unless the stars aligned for a bowl game. Well, much like with “ESPN College Gameday” in Ames, an improbable course of events has resulted in exactly that.

AND I CAN’T GO. (It is possible I will never be able to attend a bowl game again.) But at least I can watch it on TV, given the kickoff time and lucking out into being on ABC for the second time in three years.

Tonight’s and tomorrow’s games, with Iowa playing USC and Iowa State playing Notre Dame, would be the perfect matchups to josh “Irish Trojan” Brendan Loy (who graduated from both). But after he ended his blog, we lost contact, and then the 2016 election changed him.

After Saturday, there will be eight teams the Irish have never played, three of which are in the Big 12. But now is the Cyclones’ chance, in ISU’s first Florida bowl game ever, in front of maybe the biggest TV audience since at least the 2011 Oklahoma State game if not ever…

WITH BLACK HELMETS?!?!?

Sigh.

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Dec 26

National travel map, macro-level

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This is an expanded yet condensed version of my 29 states in 12 months of ’16-17. The only additions to the red group on this map were Wyoming (two months before the 12 began), South Dakota (very barely), Washington, Oregon, and North Dakota — all but SD 12 to 17½ years since the previous stop.

At the close of this decade, my least-recently-visited of the 48 are Georgia, Montana (less than 15 hours in the one visit), Idaho, Utah, New Jersey (at 2 hours, now the record-holder for least time spent), and California.

But small-ballers only count states. Counting counties is where it’s at, and I racked up 128 new counties in 11 states the past two years, for a current total of 1680 (53.47%). But again, my nearest unvisited counties with an interstate in them are in Indiana and Arkansas.

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Dec 24

Another dispatch from the frontier, sort of

Here’s a reason Iowa needs to keep the presidential caucuses. A major media outlet left to its own devices went looking for a “small town” and found

  • “this small town of Newnan, about 40 miles southwest of Atlanta”
  • “a rapidly growing town of about 40,000 residents” which by 2018 census estimates would tie Marion as the 14th-largest city in Iowa
  • in what Wikipedia says is “the 9th-fastest-growing county in Georgia and the 26th-fastest-growing in the country”
  • that has every major retail chain, a 10-screen theater, a mall, multiple supermarkets, a major hospital, and multiple new subdivisions (because it’s exurban Atlanta)
  • in a three-high-school, 19-elementary-school (county-wide) district with an operational budget of nearly $250 million.

Try again, please.

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Dec 23

Casey’s pushes pizza into the smart phone era


October 22, 2013: There’s a Casey’s in Casey, Illinois (seen here). There is not a Casey’s in Casey, Iowa.

Casey’s hangs its convenience store hat on two major things: Serving rural Americans and making great pizza. In many places, maybe even a majority, it’s the only place in town you can order a pizza. For a long time, it has run a deal where you can save 10 box tops (tabs/coupons, really) from large pizzas and get a free one.

But the low-tech days of saving tabs are coming to a rapid end, as Casey’s announced it will be ending that tradition.

This is sad/troublesome in many ways. You HAVE to have an account on the app, which means you HAVE to have a smart phone AND an account. You won’t be able to pool coupons and you won’t be able to get that stroke of luck from someone who threw their box out without taking it off. When you hit 10, you HAVE to claim your reward in 60 days.

Of course, all these “analog loopholes” may be why it’s ending the program in the first place. But Iowans who don’t have smart phones, or who would like to get their coupons without extra work, are going to be left out.

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Dec 22

A video clip that needs to be prepared immediately

For the appropriate time on ABC’s “New Year’s Rockin’ Eve”:

I’m Hugh Downs…

and I’m Barbara Walters…

and this is… 2020!

[Someone may have watched more TV newsmagazine shows than was healthy in the ’90s.]

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Dec 20

I-29 in Sioux City to be finished this decade


June 4, 2014: The national end of US 77 at the Missouri River and I-29 in Sioux City was converted from “Iowa’s Most Stupid Intersection” into a mostly-diamond interchange in the early 2010s.

The decade-plus-long reconstruction of I-29 through the Sioux City area will be completed by Christmas, save for an unexpected bridge repair and miscellaneous edge work, the Sioux City Journal reported at the beginning of the month.

The state will now turn its big-project attention to the ongoing Council Bluffs interstate project, which has progressed far enough that I-80’s express and local lanes are now separated, and the I-80/I-380 interchange in Coralville.

(Food blogging and year/decade reviews took precedence! — Ed.)

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